aSHLEY's definitions

vajooter

a combination of vagina and cooter

peter violently rammed his veal into her vajooter

by ashley November 30, 2004

bully

A bully is someone who gets kicked in the ass by karma for being such a jerk - growing up to be nothing more than a cement mixer.

Me: \"Hey, how are you, long time no see. What have you been up to?\"
Bully: \"Not much, just mixin cement.\"
Me: \"Sucks to be you, good luck with your life.\"

by Ashley April 26, 2005

maggle

1 To pester someone in order to make them read a poem aloud, record it, and post it on the Internet.

2 To spot non-English words.

I've been maggled, so now I have to record this poem!

by Ashley May 7, 2005

cuff the carrot

male mastubation word

i need to cuff the carrot real bad man

by ashley May 13, 2005

Ified

Just an ending to any of your words when you really wanna emphasize it!

i am sadimafied that you left me!

by Ashley March 27, 2004

Morgasm

The wanting of more orgasms

s'mores. (wanting more smores)

by Ashley August 28, 2003

dishwashered

-washing something so much that it becomes discontorted.

I clean this plastic lid in the dishwasher so much, it became dishwashered.

by Ashley April 8, 2004