Definitions by aNoNymous

Asstastic 

The opposite of fantastic.

"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"

Asstastic by Anonymous September 30, 2003

LMK 

1. Let Me Know
2. Lick My Knuts

"Just LMK if I can help you out"
-or-
"Just LMK if that will help"

LMK by Anonymous September 30, 2003

pyro flatuence 

a dose of gunpowder and colourant mixture which is placed on top of the butthole and combusts with a rapid expulsion of methane from sed butthole (otherwise known as a 'fart' or 'guff') to produce a pyrotechnical display, similar to the firework displays introduced to the world by the chinese.

dave's left and right buttcheeks were severely disfugured after a pyro flatuence show that went horrendously wrong, now u can see the face of har mar super star between the crack.

pyro flatuence by Anonymous September 30, 2003

turd packer

Another name for a homosexual male.

It wasn't correct to call him a turd packer, as he is straight.

turd packer by Anonymous September 30, 2003

luscious 

Sexually Appealing

Damn, she has some luscious hair!

luscious by Anonymous September 30, 2003

fan service

see fanservice

fan service by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Jaco Pastorius 

Except he didn't produce This is This, Sportin' Life, Domino Theory, OR Procession, because they were the four albums made after he died.

Jaco Pastorius by Anonymous September 30, 2003