aNoNymous's definitions

Phil Hartman

A man whose death I've never quite gotten over...

Hey, the morning paper...holy shit, Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife in his sleep?! I'll fucking kill that bitch! Wait, she shot herself afterwords...

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Toner

A noun; person, loser-ish, selfish and moody. But that's what makes him flawless.

Toner had a boner and was a stoner?

by anonymous April 14, 2005

Minford

Born approximately 21 years ago; debately homosexual but at least metrosexual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.

I met Minford the other day and I wanted to kill him.

by anonymous January 16, 2005

necropdeophile

(n.)one who commits sexual acts with dead children.
(origin)Cannibal Corpse's "Tomb of the Mutilated", perhaps

"Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile"-Cannibal Corpse "Necropediphile"

by anonymous November 11, 2004

pickleweasel

It's a Derek (Tango) Gould.

by anonymous July 8, 2003

carb

1) short for carbohydrate
2) an person who is a complete idiot.

1) Want a bagel? No, I'm on a low carb diet, bitch.
2) Man, you're such a carb.

by Anonymous November 3, 2004

slam

v. To be intensely pleasing, as in music.

1. - This track slams.

by Anonymous April 25, 2005