aNoNymous's definitions

Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

by anonymous March 11, 2005

guruchild

Represents a retard on IRC, also can be used as verb.

oh my god he is guruchilding again

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

indirect swan

the act of killing one's opponent by shrapnel; NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A SWAN. see swan for a direct swan.

muzzy-=cD almost dodged spyder-=cD's shrapnel.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Bobbythas

a sri lankan tamil terroist

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

tree rapist

person who is sexually aroused by trees. Most common person: eric franco

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

the best damn halloween costume

I went to a halloween costume as a umpa lumpa!

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Shazam

What Bo Selecta David Blaine says

Jean Claude Van Shazam

by Anonymous October 26, 2003