aNoNymous's definitions

fudge packing

the art of a man taking in the rear from another man. this is how the tootise roll was invented.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

nif

(n) Term used to describe one who has a sexual affection for Norse goddesses and/or grey pajamas.

"Nif wants to get it on with Freya."

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

a flute

the new term for crack pipe.

i have my flute want to play some music?

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

calender

A Year

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

by Anonymous October 24, 2006

poo-play

Scatophilical. Any sexual act involving faeces.

Wanna engage in some poo-play?

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

sex pistol

a penis

"i shot off a round from my sex pistol last night"

by Anonymous October 7, 2003