Fritz it

To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.

"Hmm, don't be alarmed, but I think I'm about to Fritz it in my calvins."

by Anonymous February 09, 2003

nm

an annoying/lazy way of saying "Oh, I was just sitting here with my thumb up my ass, waiting for you to ask me what I was doing. In fact, let's just stand here and piss away 3 minutes of our lives talking in unclear ambiguous terms about how our day is, what we did five minutes ago, and what we plan on doing five minutes from now."

Person 1: Whazzzz up??
Person 2: nm

by Anonymous November 06, 2002

ironic

That a song about things which are ironic makes no mention of any things which are, in fact, ironic.

by Anonymous May 07, 2003

nets out

i.e. Solectron's general teminology for when you are going to get screwed.

I know we shorted you one week's pay, but don't worry it will all net out in the end.

by Anonymous November 08, 2003

Gerry Smithson

Student who attends Cresskill Highschool, he squats on dildos, and often sucks them

Hey guys, i stole my aunts dildo last week and stuck it in my mouth

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Gerry Smithson

a person without a penis

Look! There goes a Gerry Smithson..

by Anonymous May 06, 2003

crapwagon.com

A site that exists to expose Tony George, the IRL and it's inferior, non-intelligent fan base for the vast expanse of nothingness it/they insist on occupying. See previous definition as defined by none other than an IRL fan themselves.

Jim Wilke, Brickman, Lemming51, Truth Detector, Defender

by Anonymous October 04, 2003