aNoNymous's definitions

forty-two

The age where your usefulness to society begins to diminish.

Some enlightened tribes in Africa kill or abandon members of the tribe that are 42 years old to preserve resources.

by Anonymous October 8, 2002

spank

1. A disciplinary measure for children whereby the child is striken on the bottocks, either bared or clothed, with either the hand or an implement such as a wooden spoon.
2. A fetish were but consenting adults strike each other on the butt to induce sexual pleasure.

Al: <spanks Sally>
Def. 1: Sally cries.
Def. 2: Sally moans with pleasure.

by Anonymous October 8, 2002

skid mark

Something left in ones underwear when their ass goblin doesn't do a good job.

No problem, my ass goblin will take care... aww shit, he aint doing his job!

by Anonymous October 8, 2002

bleavage

Describes the rigorous bleating of sheep and rams when the sheep are in heat.

Damn! That's some serious bleavage coming from Farmer Bobs ranch. Those sheep must be real ornery.

by Anonymous October 8, 2002

Yoink

An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

Though I cherished my automobile, I had to purchase a new one when my second cousin came up from behind me and politely exclaimed, "Yoink" while taking my car keys.

by Anonymous October 9, 2002

bukkake

To execute by means of drowning.

During the Salem witch trials, many suspected witches were bukkaked until they died on it.

by Anonymous October 9, 2002

super tow truck

A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.

Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.

by Anonymous October 9, 2002