aNoNyMoUs's definitions

chaindrainhito

The greatest hito of all time (reliable)

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

happiestest

the most possible happy a person can be

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

fed

that whip go fed

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081

"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"

by anonymous December 13, 2004

stunning

1. very good-looking
2. attractive
3. sexy

wow look at him! he is stunning!

by anonymous April 15, 2005

What's the word on the Merryl Streep?

actor

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

zeldinator

1)(noun)-Portly cyborg sent back through time to be a general pain in everyone's ass. Abilities include anal-retentive storytelling and lightspeed speech delivery.
2)(verb)-to Zeldinate; to drive someone to suicide through incessant verbosity

1) The Zeldinator has been hunting me and studying me for years now. Only now do I have a chance of escaping its clutches.
2)"Is it dead?"
"ZELDINATED."

by Anonymous August 7, 2003