aNoNyMoUs's definitions

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

I love you?

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

liposuction

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.

hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

kraft

a gay mother fucker

dude, JT is being such a Kraft

by Anonymous January 18, 2003

fuck a duck

phrase used in a song to the tune of row, row, row ur boat

fuck, fuck, fuck, a duck
screw a kangaroo
eat a grape, rape an ape,
orgy at the zoo

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

punch the clown

to punch your boner till you ejaculate

i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Harjeet

A company insider assigned to defraud investors. Common techniques include Ponzi or pyramid schemes, pump and dump schemes, Internet fraud, and affinity fraud.

Common Harjeets are confidence men whose signature phrase is "Harjeet knows!"

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003