aNoNyMoUs's definitions

footjob

When she uses her feet to beat your meat.

In return for the foot rub, she gave me a footjob.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

fuckstick

An idiot

If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

clit commander

see curzi

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

glock

Contrary to popular belief, the Glock is not just the preferred gun of gangsters and other criminals, but also the preferred gun of 40% of the US's law enforcement agencies, as well as that of several government agencies. This is because it is an inexpensive, lightweight, and overall very reliable handgun. The newest Glock, the G37, is chambered to fire a new custom .45 GAP (Glock Auto Pistol) cartridge, which is nothing more than a necked down .45 ACP round.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Krunk

The feeling you get when you are in the gym, getting "the pump" and pushing your muscles farther than you thought they could go.

"Get it krunk!" means to get your ass in the gym and move that weight!

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

CTC

Cut The Check

Man lets Cut The Check this party suck!
(Lets go)

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Lex the Impaler

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.

"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"

by Anonymous April 29, 2003