aNoNyMoUs's definitions

God

Someone whom athletes always thank when they win, but never mention when they lose. (George Carlin)

"God made me trip behind the line of srrimmage."

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

lick

any instance when you come upon easy money, whether you jack it, hustle it, or barter for it

I can't right now, let me just hit a lick and ill get you your money.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

home wrecker

A girl, usually a jealous bitch, trying to break up a happy relationship and she doesn't give a hot damn about anything but getting the guy for her own intents and purposes.

Shanequa and Toby were deeply in love when LaQuanda, the home wrecker, had to come mess it up by trying to get with Toby.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).

It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Sketchy Larry

A descriptive term applying to people, places, situations, with creepy, uncomfortable, bizzare connotations. See "sketchy"

What the mother! Sketchy Larry!

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Do it on LAN

unable to perform on lan

Do it on lan! Oh wait, you're ei|spirit!! YOU CANT DO IT ON LAN!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Map Of Tassie

Australian Colloquialism for a woman's pubic hair. Originated from the similarity in shape of a woman's public hair to the shape of Australian Island State of Tasmania.

When she stepped out of the shower, Amanda's map of Tassie was clearly visable to Bradley.

by Anonymous July 4, 2003