aNoNyMoUs's definitions

handshake

* azure gives Jerds The Handshake™

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

clam

1. Stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.

My two-bit, carny-trash, mullet-headed lesbian boss is making me come in to work this weekend so she can leave early to spend a week in Aruba. What a clam.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

elsternwick

A secluded area in Melbourne, Australia which just obtained electricity in 1995. Known for the Daily Planet, Adult Bookshop and Elizabeth street (the richest street in elsternwick)

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

carrottop

Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Bae Moment

A definition cannot even explain a moment such as this.

An example cannot even explain a moment such as this.

by Anonymous November 24, 2003

James Shannon

Uses make-up all the time. He also uses lipstick and tanning cream. He tries to impress the guys at Selwyn House because he wears make-up.

James 'I went to Barbados'
Kid 'No you didn't'
James 'Yes I did'
Kid 'I can see your tanning cream, it's not even put on properly.'

by anonymous February 18, 2005

cyberjock

A competitive tournament gamer. Also on oxymoron.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003