laird

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!

by Anonymous May 23, 2004

Bill of Rights

The first 10 amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America. Tells the government what kinds of laws they can and can't pass. Includes freedom of speech and freedom of religion, which it specifically says Congress can not deny any American citizen.
President George W. Bush's worst nightmare.

Congress shall pass no law limiting the freedom of speech.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

sonic dump

When you gotta take a poo so bad but you aren't anywhere near a legitamate place to go so you hold it in for an hour until you finally get to a toilet and by this time you can hardly wait to get your pants down when it just blows out your ass, and everyone else around you knows exactly what you just did.

Man, they had to repair that toilet in the public 'room after I took that sonic dump last week. I still can't look at Jesse straight after he took one a few months back while I was in with him.

by anonymous December 30, 2004

SomeBuddy

A thoughtful human being which enjoys simulating pokemon matches

Somebuddy likes his pottery.

by anonymous May 23, 2004

rofler

Someone who likes to roll around on the floor laughing alot, can laugh their ass off sometimes

by Anonymous February 06, 2003

whipits

You can use a can of whip cream, dont shake just inhale the air that comes out, not the whip cream (hmm whipits whip cream... connection?)

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Ignignokt

Ignignokt is the leader of the Mooninites. He is from the moon and, as such, is far superior to anyone you know. In fact, he would like it to be known that he considers your planet to be his moon.

My name is Ignignokt and I hail from the moon.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003