aNoNyMoUs's definitions

Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

by Anonymous October 24, 2006

poo-play

Scatophilical. Any sexual act involving faeces.

Wanna engage in some poo-play?

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

sawbie

A word that has similar meaing to"hey" or "hello", used as a greeting

"Sawbie! Whats up?"

by Anonymous November 5, 2002

pip santos

jalepeno from hell

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

jizzmaster 5000

See also Spoon

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

welfare

Safety social net that is necessary, but needs an overhaul. Has been abused, and needs to have its anti-fraud regulations strictly enforced. Would be less necessary if Dubya and his rich corporate buddies hadn't ruined the economy and caused massive unemployment.

If Dubya Bush wasn't from a rich powerful family, he'd certainly be on welfare, because he's not qualified for any jobs I can think of.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

nucka

another way to say nigga

you is a dumb nucka.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003