aNoNyMoUs's definitions

j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!

Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

kika challis

There is more than one Kika Challis in the world, even though the threei know all pretend to be unique and cite the bogus webite youarenotme.com as their proof. They never come to meet each other when I suggest.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

simmi

simmi loves jadey baby

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

break you off

for a girl to fuck a guy very hard,

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

100 Meter Dash

A very fast and furious masturbation session.

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003