Definitions by aNOMaly

lexophile 

A lover of cryptic words

Lexophiles do it with letters.

lexophile by Anomaly July 19, 2005

all y'all's 

Southern slang for "your"

Hey kids, are these all y'all's pork rinds?

all y'all's by Anomaly July 18, 2005

hotard 

The state of being both a ho and a retard.

Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!

hotard by Anomaly July 18, 2005

schlitz-faced 

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

schlitz-faced by Anomaly July 17, 2005

schlitzed 

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

schlitzed by Anomaly July 12, 2005

schlitz-faced 

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

schlitz-faced by Anomaly July 8, 2005

barney 

An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

barney by Anomaly February 20, 2005