aLEx's definitions

jayster

Marijuana joint. Derived from the term, "J."

I cant wait until I am done rolling this jayster, so we can smoke it.

by alex February 28, 2005

Spiros Vergos

The defenite ruler of the universe
X-ruler of third reich ,roman empire ,Pharaoh of egypt and Alexandria led the Arian race from Andromeda to the ape planet named earth and conquered it by birthright banishing the evil Jewish from Egypt to Mesopotamia and later from Europe to Middle East .

Men fighting for Spiros Vergos are blessed in his sight and live by his holy spirit forever.

by Alex February 16, 2005

top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

by Alex June 30, 2004

Broness

A word used when cunsulting another one bro. It is used most often as a question. More commonly a way of greeting another bro. Stipulation on use include being a bro. See how to be a bro for more information. You can not become a bro you must be born one.

Ex. 1 One bro picks another bro up in his red truck. Conversation, "Broness...?" Response motion to rock! Follow by acknowledgement restatement of "Broness".
Ex. Ditching stuff. When about to ditch items in random place it becomes necessary to ask for the permision to do so from another one bro i.e. Lifting object about to be thrown Convs. "broness...?"Once again in the question format, and "broness" as assurance to again participate in the activity. Note: in this situation broness is not capitalized.

by Alex October 9, 2004

Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003

new baby

a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?

let me hold the new baby while i step on the old one.

by alex December 28, 2003

big cheeseburger

A juicy delicacy from Jack in the Box.

Katy got jizzed on her shirt by the big cheeseburger from Jack in the Cack.

by Alex June 18, 2006