townie

Townies are the scum of this earth they have the i.q of my goldfish and wear clothes not even worth looking at!There normal inhabitance is in your local town/vill innit!Where they spend their day trying to get their ass kicked by normal people!If you like burberry enough and support crappy nova cars and wear argos jewelry you are most definitley a townie.They have mastered their unique and rubbish language which involves words such as "come on then" and "innit" and "his missus has got a "nova gti" and also due to their incredible thickness they insist on insulting by swearing! remember they are the lowest lifeform on this planet do not fall down to their level become something worth doing!
townie and chav's think they are well ard
townies and chavs think they are well ard
by Alex January 05, 2005
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f bomb

dropping the f-bomb is to take off ones verbal gloves and put on the bronze knuckles of swear words. To use the f-bomb is to tap into the ultimate source of power. Be careful young grasshopper, or the f-bomb may consume you.
Bitchass #1: "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGA ASS!!!!!!"
Bitchass #2: "don't you unplug da fbomb like that bitch you preppy son of a bitch"
by Alex July 29, 2004
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fandango

some one who takes a long crap.
I took a big fandango.
by Alex March 14, 2005
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fandango

A never word for poo.
A boy took a long fandango.
by Alex March 14, 2005
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Honkeytonk

Adj: A gigantic ass, usually found commonly in the African-American population
Damn, Latishas got a honkey tonk ass!
by Alex December 05, 2003
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labdick

Refers to a sleazy male who uses his sleazy methods to in-effectively 'pick up'.
"I just had some labdick try to pick me up, how pathetic."
by Alex January 05, 2005
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American

legal resident of the United States; not really a nationality since everybody came here from somewhere else
by Alex April 03, 2003
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