vegetarian

Pointlessly denying yourself something good over something not so good. Phrase originated from a humourous comment made by Suz when refering to a fruit cake as being vegetarian ie: it contained no chocolate.

"Shall we bag those nice comfy chairs to sit on during the ceremony, it is sure to be really long and boring."

"Nah I want to sit on the floor near the front"

"You Vegetarian!"

by Alex May 02, 2006

Drunken Monkey

When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.

I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold

by Alex September 25, 2004

pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

The longest real word in the English language. It is a lung disease caused by the inhalation of fine silica dust.

Somone needs to make a shortened version of pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

by alex March 02, 2005

Stoned

After having smoked so much weed, that you giggle for a while, and then eat a lot and then went to bed.

where were you while we were getting high?

by alex December 06, 2003

smells

See: "Stench"

It smells like ass in here

by Alex July 20, 2003

off da hook

some thing really cool and exciting, interesting and fun.
~or~
someone who is totally fucked up

1) yo this party is off da hook!
2) yo that girl is off da hook with drugs

by Alex May 25, 2003

therre

Same as "there" so people can sound country. This usage was made popular by the artist Chingy after Nelly popularized "herre".

Look at that skeet dropper over therre. He dropped skeet therre, all over your mom.
Lets put that coke in therre, yeah your nose!

by alex November 17, 2003