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by a person that hates minecraft December 11, 2020

1

one not 2

1

by a person that hates minecraft November 4, 2020

broke

when you have absolutely no money

person 1:" yo wanna buy minecraft?"
person 2:"fuck no i woudn't even if i wanted to, plus i'm fucking broke"

by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

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why tf are you looking this up???

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by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

penus

you misspelled "penis" you b(that plays minecraft)

you: hehe imma type penis in urban dictionary
*typing*
*enter*
you: shit i misspelled it

*penus*

by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

aswd

the keys to fucking move

man i broke my aswd keys playing minecraft

by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

cum

1. d*ck liquid

2. cucumber water (really)

1.

Jake: where are you bby?
Melisa: here my daddy;)
Jake: remember what we're doing tonight;)
Melisa: I will;)

Later that night

Melisa: ahh~ im going to cum~
Jake: goes faster*
Melisa: Ahhh~ cums*
Jake: flips her over and fucks her pussy*
Melisa: ahhhhhhhhhhh~ h-harder~
Jake: puts entire cock in*
Melisa: ahhhhhhhh~~
Jake: licks pussy*
Melisa: oh god harder now!
Jake: licks inside*
Melisa: ahhh~ puts legs apart*
Jake: puts cock inside and fucks*
Melisa: ahh~ harder~~
Jake: puts dick in and out*
Melisa: fastterr!
Jake: Oh yea I'm gonna burst you little pussy~~
Melisa: Ahhhh~ cums*
Jake: goes faster*
Melisa: AHHHH~

by a person that hates minecraft November 4, 2020