a friend's definitions

wanzling

The term "Wanzling" describes a specific breed of Troll on the website gamefaqs. Though there appear to be hundreds of these Catholic Priest Rejects, they are all secretly alt accounts of the Overweight 40 year old Bisexual Wanz4.

You can commonly tell if someone is a wanzling by these symptoms:

1. They live in their mothers basement
2. They are overwight and carry a dildo with them at all times
3. They have a strange need to try to annoy people half their age
4. They are actually an alt account

by A friend January 13, 2005

Weed

Your Friend to help cheer you up when you are down your best friend when you want to get high. All other drugs will ruin your life.

Your friend is the guy smokin your weed. Your best friend is the guy lending u his pipe and giving you free weed.
-Never smoke weed kids..., unless you are with a trained professional.

by A Friend September 14, 2004

C.H.U.B.

Casey Holds Unlimited Booze. Casey being any girl who can party as well as the wildest guy you know but looks amazingly beautiful and graceful while doing it.

I'm going to try to sex up that C.H.U.B. girl by the end of the night.

by a friend January 19, 2005

RCK

"real cool kid"
it can be used when someone does something incredibly "cool" or is just someone all together "cool" if you do not understand what we mean by when we say "cool" then you are indeed... an RCK

Jess is one RCK, she tripped while walking out of church.

by A friend August 15, 2004

The Wiz

a chain of failed electronics stores

lest go to that abandoned "the wiz" at the mall

by a friend July 21, 2003

nutstache

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.

1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache

by A Friend September 3, 2003

reesty

Scabby, minging, generally unpleasant

'Look at that reesty flea-ridden hoor!!'

by A friend June 6, 2003