a friend's definitions

wanzling

The term "Wanzling" describes a specific breed of Troll on the website gamefaqs. Though there appear to be hundreds of these Catholic Priest Rejects, they are all secretly alt accounts of the Overweight 40 year old Bisexual Wanz4.

You can commonly tell if someone is a wanzling by these symptoms:

1. They live in their mothers basement
2. They are overwight and carry a dildo with them at all times
3. They have a strange need to try to annoy people half their age
4. They are actually an alt account

by A friend January 13, 2005

blame the commies

What America says when they have a problem they can't solve.

Guy 1: Hey, some school got shot up\!
Guy 2: I blame the commies!

by A friend April 16, 2004

chalupka

little house

A Chalupka on the praire.

by a friend February 3, 2003

thomased

scared, a loner, wanting something, but pushing it away when you get it

The man was getting older...and he was alone...and he didn't want to be anymore. So, he finally did something about it. And when he got it...he thomased.

by a friend May 26, 2003

RCK

"real cool kid"
it can be used when someone does something incredibly "cool" or is just someone all together "cool" if you do not understand what we mean by when we say "cool" then you are indeed... an RCK

Jess is one RCK, she tripped while walking out of church.

by A friend August 15, 2004

The Wiz

a chain of failed electronics stores

lest go to that abandoned "the wiz" at the mall

by a friend July 21, 2003

nutstache

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.

1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache

by A Friend September 3, 2003