pansexual

when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes

I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night

by a babies goad May 04, 2017

beleepoh

To poke a gutt's nose in response to a gertering.

Whenever I beleepoh a bad gutt, it starts to gerter all over me, and then I'm naked, and I have AIDS.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

nacho cheese

the makeup of Donald Trump

Trump uses a mixture of nacho cheese and cheeto dust to give his face that lavish orange look found only in old, rich, orange males.
Buy some today and look just like all your favorite fascist %@#holes!

by a babies goad April 14, 2017

June 14, 1946

the beginning of the end

the second 9/11

the orange menace was born on June 14, 1946

by a babies goad April 27, 2017

antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism

when you make up a word to describe a political belief that is takes longer to say than the actual belief.

Billy made an antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism yesterday.

by a babies goad May 05, 2017

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 04, 2017

Smash

To smash someone is to hit them on the leg (preferably right) with a rock;

boulders > rocks > stones > pebbles

"Today when we were outside playing Billy wouldn't stop smashing me."

by a babies goad April 13, 2017