Definitions by a babies goad

gutty 

descriptive of a gutt, or a fat cat.

that gutt is so obese and gutty.

gutty by a babies goad April 14, 2017

gertering 

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.

The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.

gertering by a babies goad April 13, 2017

beleepoh 

To poke a gutt's nose in response to a gertering.

Whenever I beleepoh a bad gutt, it starts to gerter all over me, and then I'm naked, and I have AIDS.

beleepoh by a babies goad April 13, 2017

Smash 

To smash someone is to hit them on the leg (preferably right) with a rock;

boulders > rocks > stones > pebbles

"Today when we were outside playing Billy wouldn't stop smashing me."

Smash by a babies goad April 13, 2017

gutt 

a derogatory and generally offensive term for an obese cat.
In the presence of a gutt, one must emit a "gutt screech", a loud noise that sounds like this: AUIKHAUIOYA

Random kid : How will I know if they're a gutt?
Me : Oh, you'll know a gutt when you see one.

gutt by a babies goad April 11, 2017

Spoon 

To wack someone in the forehead with a spoon. A defense method first developed by the British mafia in the 1990's.

"Today Billy Pilgrim wouldn't stop spooning me at lunch."

Spoon by a babies goad April 4, 2017

Spoonerism 

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

Spoonerism by a babies goad April 4, 2017