a babies goad's definitions

Trapped Millennial

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in

Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

gertering

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.

The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

Stitch Roll

ohana means family

stitch roll

by a babies goad April 20, 2017

Trumped

To rape a women, blame it on a Mexican, and not let the women pay to get an abortion.

Girl: I just got trumped.
Boy: I feel so, very, sorry for you.

by a babies goad May 8, 2017

fake news

real, truthful news

NBC: Trump says we are fake news
Trump: you are fake news

by a babies goad May 8, 2017

spicy taco

any male prostitute who is especially greasy or hasn't showered in 7 months.

Billy: The other day I ate a spicy taco
Bob: Do you even know what that is?

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

oral porn

watching two people have a long, rational talk about sexual intercourse

whenever i watch oral porn, my tongue gets an erection

by a babies goad May 7, 2017