a babies goad's definitions

Iran

....Or is it Syria? Either way, the cake was to die for

Iran into Trump's wall

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

Trapped Millennial

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in

Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

Spoon

To wack someone in the forehead with a spoon. A defense method first developed by the British mafia in the 1990's.

"Today Billy Pilgrim wouldn't stop spooning me at lunch."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

nacho cheese

the makeup of Donald Trump

Trump uses a mixture of nacho cheese and cheeto dust to give his face that lavish orange look found only in old, rich, orange males.
Buy some today and look just like all your favorite fascist %@#holes!

by a babies goad April 14, 2017

fake news

real, truthful news

NBC: Trump says we are fake news
Trump: you are fake news

by a babies goad May 8, 2017

beleepoh

To poke a gutt's nose in response to a gertering.

Whenever I beleepoh a bad gutt, it starts to gerter all over me, and then I'm naked, and I have AIDS.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

special unit

An intelligent person who is prone to making extremely stupid/idiotic mistakes.

Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.

by a babies goad April 18, 2017