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Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.
by _allismine_ May 18, 2006
Get the This Just In: You're a Jackass mug.Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.
by _allismine_ May 17, 2006
Get the This Just In: You're a Jackass mug.When someone tells a lie / makes a false statement in order to make the other person accidentally admit something about themselves.
Dude 1: lol, you jack off to gay pr0n.
Dude 2: OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
Dude 1: lol, I was just fishing...now I know you really are gay. :)
Dude 2: ...OH SH-
Dude 2: OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
Dude 1: lol, I was just fishing...now I know you really are gay. :)
Dude 2: ...OH SH-
by _allismine_ September 5, 2007
Get the fishing mug.Chick 1: So is Harry Potter still dying later on in your fanfic?
Chick 2: Nah, I ditched that plotshot ages ago. He's having a threesome with Ron and Hermione now.
Chick 2: Nah, I ditched that plotshot ages ago. He's having a threesome with Ron and Hermione now.
by _allismine_ May 12, 2007
Get the Plotshot mug.When a person observes or otherwise hangs around another person IRL (whether it be friend, stranger, or object of misplaced infatuation) without the latter's knowledge. Compare stalking. Phrase originates from the nature shown by Edward Cullen of Twilight, whose obsessive behaviour has been mistaken by millions of young girls as twu lub.
Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.
Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.
"I can hear you breathing around the corner. You fail at Edwarding."
"Damn it, why are you sitting outside my window at 3:00 in the morning?! Stop Edwarding me!"
"Damn it, why are you sitting outside my window at 3:00 in the morning?! Stop Edwarding me!"
by _allismine_ August 7, 2009
Get the Edwarding mug.An emphasized way to say 'damn'.
by _allismine_ April 28, 2006
Get the Dayam mug.A hand sign for friends.
Place your thumb against the palm of your hand, then cross your middle and ring finger. The pinky finger represents the word 'you', the index finger represents the words 'and I', and the crossed middle / ring fingers represent the words 'are tight'.
Now, with your other hand, point to your pinky, index, and crossed middle / ring fingers, respectively. "You and I are tight".
*special thanks to Justin for this one <3*
Place your thumb against the palm of your hand, then cross your middle and ring finger. The pinky finger represents the word 'you', the index finger represents the words 'and I', and the crossed middle / ring fingers represent the words 'are tight'.
Now, with your other hand, point to your pinky, index, and crossed middle / ring fingers, respectively. "You and I are tight".
*special thanks to Justin for this one <3*
Dude 1: Are we really best friends?
Dude 2: Are you kidding?? *makes hand symbol* You and I are tight!
Dude 2: Are you kidding?? *makes hand symbol* You and I are tight!
by _allismine_ December 20, 2006
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