Zonal K's definitions

bowel towel

Toilet paper

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Houndal mound

A pile of dog shit.

Frances went to check the mail, bare-footed, and trod on a steaming houndal mound.

by Zonal K September 4, 2019

meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 21, 2018

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Bowelcony bar

When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.

Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

Germ worm

A human shit.

David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019