Zonal K's definitions

Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

waste paste

Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara

The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

Bat cave involvement

Fingering a person's anus.

I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.

by Zonal K November 28, 2019

Dent vent

The anus.

She fingered his dent vent while she chowed on his cum column.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Squeezant

A fart.

He pressed his anus hard against to plane's seat and expressed a little squeezant. The noise went unnoticed, but the smell was going to be a little harder to manage.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019