Definitions by Zonal K
Polynesian rebate
Polynesian rebate by Zonal K November 28, 2019
Bat cave involvement
I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.
Bat cave involvement by Zonal K November 28, 2019
A series of meaty beneathies
The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.
Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.
A series of meaty beneathies by Zonal K November 25, 2019
Recovery poosition
The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.
Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.
Recovery poosition by Zonal K November 11, 2019
Duscati
The act of forcing someone to squat on a skateboard, then kicking the absolute fucking hell out of their arse so fucking hard so they fly along, spraying blood and shit from their anus while letting out screams that sound like a motorbike.
Mate I just looked out the window to see what the noise was, some poor prick was getting a Duscati - shit n blood everywhere.