Zonal K's definitions
Nelly had stomach cramps....she badly needed to get to the bowel bowl to release some post-cereal material.
by Zonal K September 27, 2019

The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.
A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....
by Zonal K September 25, 2018

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019

A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.
The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.
by Zonal K August 19, 2019

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

The eighth movie in this hilarious series. In this movie, the Jamaican bobsled team decide to play badminton and get bored and build a shed! It of course all ends in tears when Balkka smashes his finger and falls into Mad-Mack!
by Zonal K September 30, 2019

by Zonal K June 24, 2018
