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Cool Runnings 8

The eighth movie in this hilarious series. In this movie, the Jamaican bobsled team decide to play badminton and get bored and build a shed! It of course all ends in tears when Balkka smashes his finger and falls into Mad-Mack!
Fuck me have you seen Cool Runnings 8!?!?! I can't believe what they did to that car!
by Zonal K September 30, 2019
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labia lounge

Kiara's mum kept looking at me like she wanted me to park my pork sword in her labia lounge.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.
Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019
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bowel towel

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
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Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.
Her knickers were full of arse batter..
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
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didgeripoo

The feaces of an Aboriginal Australian.
I just got back from hiking in the Outback. Unfortunately I have didgeripoo over my boot.
by Zonal K October 28, 2019
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meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.
Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.
by Zonal K July 21, 2018
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