Zonal K's definitions

punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Bowelcony bar

When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.

Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

Dung dungeon

The anus.

Sorry about the smell in the room, I took Sarah home last night and after a couple of shots she let me jam my cum column into her dung dungeon.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019

Fecal base-camp

When a guy hasn't got the nerve to stick his finger or his cock inside the arse of a girl, but he spends a bit of time around her anus - testing for another time.

He knew Patricia was nervous, but filthy, so for the first date he only went to fecal base-camp.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

back-end friend

Someone who lets you pump their arse with your woody shaft (ie have anal sex with).

Yeah that Kelly chick is just my back-end friend. We only arse fuck.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Germ worm

A human shit.

David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

End Of Financial Smear

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.

Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018