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Zonal K's definitions

Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.
Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!
by Zonal K September 12, 2019
mugGet the Pootagemug.

Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.
I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019
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waste paste

Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara
The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
mugGet the waste pastemug.

ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.
She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
mugGet the ceramic mascaramug.

Bat cave involvement

Fingering a person's anus.
I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.
by Zonal K November 28, 2019
mugGet the Bat cave involvementmug.

Duscati

The act of forcing someone to squat on a skateboard, then kicking the absolute fucking hell out of their arse so fucking hard so they fly along, spraying blood and shit from their anus while letting out screams that sound like a motorbike.
Mate I just looked out the window to see what the noise was, some poor prick was getting a Duscati - shit n blood everywhere.
by Zonal K November 3, 2019
mugGet the Duscatimug.

Zone of yesterday

The anus region. Named after the time duration of food transport between the mouth and the arse.
She was on her rags so I rubbed my pork sword around her zone of yesterday.
by Zonal K September 13, 2019
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