Zonal K's definitions

Dent vent

The anus.

She fingered his dent vent while she chowed on his cum column.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

back-end friend

Someone who lets you pump their arse with your woody shaft (ie have anal sex with).

Yeah that Kelly chick is just my back-end friend. We only arse fuck.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Fecal base-camp

When a guy hasn't got the nerve to stick his finger or his cock inside the arse of a girl, but he spends a bit of time around her anus - testing for another time.

He knew Patricia was nervous, but filthy, so for the first date he only went to fecal base-camp.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

waste paste

Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara

The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018