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Post-cereal material

Nelly had stomach cramps....she badly needed to get to the bowel bowl to release some post-cereal material.
by Zonal K September 27, 2019
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feacal friction

The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.
A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....
by Zonal K September 25, 2018
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Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019
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Great Barrier Beef

A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.
The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.
by Zonal K August 19, 2019
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thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.
She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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Cool Runnings 8

The eighth movie in this hilarious series. In this movie, the Jamaican bobsled team decide to play badminton and get bored and build a shed! It of course all ends in tears when Balkka smashes his finger and falls into Mad-Mack!
Fuck me have you seen Cool Runnings 8!?!?! I can't believe what they did to that car!
by Zonal K September 30, 2019
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labia lounge

Kiara's mum kept looking at me like she wanted me to park my pork sword in her labia lounge.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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