Zonal K's definitions

bowel towel

Toilet paper

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

waist water

Piss

He sat on the train and leaked waist water. The scene and smell was incredible.

by Zonal K October 4, 2019

gettin' on the gounge

To get high on drugs.

Eli had corked eyes and lost control of his bowels after gettin' on the gounge.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Hole coal

Feaces.

Tom wondered why noone was sitting on the train seat, then he saw it was peppered with hole coal. That explained the eye-watering stench.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

cream of dick'n soup

Semen.

Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019