Zonal K's definitions

Houndal mound

A pile of dog shit.

Frances went to check the mail, bare-footed, and trod on a steaming houndal mound.

by Zonal K September 4, 2019

Polynesian rebate

A shit.

I just trod in a Polynesian rebate.

by Zonal K November 28, 2019

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

bowel towel

Toilet paper

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Cool Runnings 8

The eighth movie in this hilarious series. In this movie, the Jamaican bobsled team decide to play badminton and get bored and build a shed! It of course all ends in tears when Balkka smashes his finger and falls into Mad-Mack!

Fuck me have you seen Cool Runnings 8!?!?! I can't believe what they did to that car!

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Post-cereal material

A shit done after breakfast.

Nelly had stomach cramps....she badly needed to get to the bowel bowl to release some post-cereal material.

by Zonal K September 27, 2019