Zonal K's definitions
by Zonal K September 12, 2019

I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018

I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.
by Zonal K November 28, 2019

The act of forcing someone to squat on a skateboard, then kicking the absolute fucking hell out of their arse so fucking hard so they fly along, spraying blood and shit from their anus while letting out screams that sound like a motorbike.
Mate I just looked out the window to see what the noise was, some poor prick was getting a Duscati - shit n blood everywhere.
by Zonal K November 3, 2019

by Zonal K September 13, 2019
