Zonal K's definitions

Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018

foulage

The, largely meat-based, human waste that comes for one's anus. More commonly referred to as feaces.

The toilet was heavily sprayed with foulage.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018

labia lounge

A woman's cunt.

Kiara's mum kept looking at me like she wanted me to park my pork sword in her labia lounge.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

gettin' on the gounge

To get high on drugs.

Eli had corked eyes and lost control of his bowels after gettin' on the gounge.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

waste paste

Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara

The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018