Zonal K's definitions

Soul-Tribe

A term used by a group of lost, often washed-up, losers to describe themselves in an effort to give themselves some sort of identity.

My new brothers, that I have known for a week, are my Soul-Tribe.

by Zonal K August 10, 2019

Klunge plunge

The act of fucking a klunge, or a vagina.

Last night's dinner and drinks with my ex ended up with a klunge plunge

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

brown bowel barrel

A solid turd.

A brown bowel barrel was left at his doorstep. It must of been his ex.

by Zonal K October 8, 2019

Poonerversity

An education institution that soley offers courses relating to shit.

I just saw that I have a clash in subjects at Poonerversity. Looks like 'Introduction to Bowel butter is on at the same time as 'Advanced Meatal Beasting'.

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

Tribe-o-wise

The ancient wise that was shown by the native American Indians.

The Native Council huddled around and discussed matters of tribe-o-wise, unlike our culture who talk of game systems and park bench.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019

assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.

Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

wage cage

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018