Gash register

The act of putting coins on your girlfriend's tits, then fucking her until they fly off; flipping her over straight after and swiping a credit card through her arse crack.

Yeah I won't be seeing Jane again, I think I freaked her out with the gash register last night.

by Zonal K September 02, 2019

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 18, 2019

sound from the brown mound

A fart.

I got on the bus and heard a sound from the brown mound. Two minutes later I had to get off.

by Zonal K October 01, 2019

beatal seepage

The feaces that gets forced out of your arse sometimes if you masturbate too hard.

Jerry's mum knew he had been thrashing his pork sword and watching porn, there was beatal seepage all over the couch.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

feacal trapeze

The act of hanging from a bar and defecating.

Anita's back had brown smears all over it from her early morning feacal trapeze.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Great Barrier Beef

A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.

The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.

by Zonal K August 19, 2019

Bat cave involvement

Fingering a person's anus.

I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.

by Zonal K November 29, 2019