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The act of forcing someone to squat on a skateboard, then kicking the absolute fucking hell out of their arse so fucking hard so they fly along, spraying blood and shit from their anus while letting out screams that sound like a motorbike.
Mate I just looked out the window to see what the noise was, some poor prick was getting a Duscati - shit n blood everywhere.
by Zonal K November 3, 2019
Get the Duscati mug.The feaces of an Aboriginal Australian.
by Zonal K October 28, 2019
Get the didgeripoo mug.Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).
Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.
by Zonal K September 10, 2019
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Get the cream of dick'n soup mug.The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.
Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.
by Zonal K November 11, 2019
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Tom wondered why noone was sitting on the train seat, then he saw it was peppered with hole coal. That explained the eye-watering stench.
by Zonal K September 26, 2019
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