Zonal K's definitions

bowel towel

Toilet paper

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 21, 2018

Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Soul-Tribe

A term used by a group of lost, often washed-up, losers to describe themselves in an effort to give themselves some sort of identity.

My new brothers, that I have known for a week, are my Soul-Tribe.

by Zonal K August 10, 2019

Klunge plunge

The act of fucking a klunge, or a vagina.

Last night's dinner and drinks with my ex ended up with a klunge plunge

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

wage cage

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018