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Contaxian

A person who photographs exclusivly with a Contax, generally refering to pre n-series models, in particular the G-series, but also a number of kyocera-built manual focus SLRs
zoey is a contaxian!! www.kyoceraimaging.com
by zoey April 25, 2004
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AOLove

Originating from as far as I can tell, the Gothic Music Chatroom on AOL, back a few years ago before the baby bats took over meaning love life and the drama (which goths TOTALLY love) which follows on AOL chat rooms...

However, I personally use it to describe all online relationships, esp when there is a lot of drama in a tight-nitched room.
Awww, they broke up their AORelationship, now where is all the AOLove?
by zoey April 11, 2004
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nikonian

A person who photographs with a Nikon camera, and is convinced it's tha bomb. In reality, Nikon has been really slipping in optical performance since the mid 1970s. Today, even Canon and Olympus Zuiko are pulling well ahead in technical specifications.

Plus, the results are usually pretty bland.
only a nikonian would be convinced that a $150 lens is "top of the line"
by zoey April 25, 2004
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fondler

Used in regard to camera collectors who do not use, nor know how to use their equiptment.

May be seen with a camera in public, but isn't likely going to ever develop the film. If they do develop the film, they admire on the sharpness and color qualities, and quickly disregard the photographs to continue fondling their camera.

Usually a leicaphile but may also be a contaxian. Canonites and and Nikonites usually fall under the catagory of a wanker.
all he does is stroke over his new leica m7, i mean, have you actually seen any of his photos? What a fondler.
by zoey April 25, 2004
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sigma

a mysterious place that few dexheads have actually been to, but all seek after. It's the quasi-quivalent to a k-hole with ketamine, but apperantly much harder to achieve.

Much debate resolves around sigma and the existance of a fourth plateau, or if sigma is 4p only in a different setting or if it's a different plateau all together .. or even if it's a plateau at all.
Yeah, I hear sigma is pretty strange, but as far as I can tell, the third just keeps going forever.
by zoey April 10, 2004
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leicaphile

A person who takes photographs exclusively with a Leica.

If one claims to BE a leicaphile, he is likely a dirty old man, possibly retired and rich, who enjoys taking candid shots of women's bums and call it street photography. Often with no concern for photographic image making, only exploitation of beautiful women wearing thongs as they bend over accidently revealing their undergarments.
OMG, did you see that leicaphile? He must have taken eight shots of that woman! What a pervert!
by zoey April 11, 2004
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fry baby

A generally petite female who uses a lot of psychedelic hallucinogens. Also commonly attributed with the DXM crowed.

Usually used in discription of a relationship.
Alissa... yeah, she's my fry baby.
by zoey April 10, 2004
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