by Zero April 21, 2005

by zero April 14, 2003

by Zero July 24, 2003

Bloody hell. Benerisms. I have a lot of experience in that area. I seem to be one of the lucky lucky few that have been benerised. Ever had the experience of writing a three letter word, then being chased around a room about 200 times by a big hairy red thing (a haggis?) wielding a roll of blue paper. That paper hurts. A lot. Well, if you have you have been audience to a benerism!
me: I dont like the colour orange
ben: GRARGHARGABAHRAD!!!!
*chase ensues in which I sustain many flesh wounds*
me: ok ben calm yourself,..
ben: MOOOHASA!!!!
ben: GRARGHARGABAHRAD!!!!
*chase ensues in which I sustain many flesh wounds*
me: ok ben calm yourself,..
ben: MOOOHASA!!!!
by Zero July 30, 2004

Pervecy- the art of being a pervert. Originally devised by one perticuarly perverted girl, it has become standard lingo in many circles. pervecy is also used in conversations in which words such as wanking or fucking a donkey are inapropriate.
Perverted Girl: what did you dream about last night?
You: giant flying bananas. you?
Perverted Girl: Themed sex with a whip
You: sheer pervecy.
You: giant flying bananas. you?
Perverted Girl: Themed sex with a whip
You: sheer pervecy.
by Zero July 28, 2004

by zero September 29, 2004
