A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.
Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
Starred in movies such as "Der" and "Tum-Ta-Tittly Tum-Ta-Too", most recently starring in "Da Derp De Derp De Tittly Derp De Der De Dum"
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
A stupid, ugly, trashy, whorish singer. Was at first your typical blonde teenage singer which was the trend at the time. Then she dyed her hair black, started wearing booty-shorts, and started singing about feminism. After that, she dyed her hair half-blonde half-brown/shit color, put it in braids, and looked like something straight from a trailer park septic tank. Now, she dyed her hair blonde again, cut it short, curled it, and is trying to bring back the 30s. She dresses in glittery dresses, uses old microphones, wears stupid hats from the era, and rolls around on pianos while singing. Sorry bitch, the 30's are long over, and you will never bring it back. Hopefully, so will your career be really soon.
Christina Aguilera (Uglyera) is a trashy, ugly, stupid whore who sings worse than Barbara Streisand. I'd rather listen to a peacock get it's guts pulled out of it's ass.
by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006
by Zeebo the Barber November 09, 2006
The greatest bodybuilder of all time! Helped make bodybuilding the popular sport it is today by starring in the famous "Pumping Iron", and bringing bodybuilding into the mainstream.
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006