Definitions by Zeebo the Barber

Kanye West

Rapper, genius, voice of a generation, loves fish sticks but swears he is not a gay fish.

You like fish sticks?

Kanye West: Yea.

So you're a gay fish...

Kanye West: I don't get it! Why does everyone think I'm a gay fish??

Kanye West by Zeebo the Barber August 16, 2012

Cee Lo Green 

A singer who knows the lyrics to John Lennon's songs better than John Lennon did.

Also likes to show his belief against having possessions by wearing a fur coat and jewelry from head to toe.

Cee Lo Green: Imaaaagine theeere's no countries, it isn't hard to doooo, nothing to kill or die for, and ALL RELIGION TRUE.... yeeeeea dawg... I modified dat shit.

Cee Lo Green by Zeebo the Barber August 16, 2012

nelly 

A gay St. Louis rapper who half-raps and half-sings. Looks like a complete queer. Wears a band-aid under his eye because he thinks it makes him look hardcore. Keeps saying EIEI like a donkey. Old Mcdonald had a farm, EIEIO, nigga!

Nelly: EIEI uh oh! Im a sucka fo cornbread, mashed potatoes, and peas, and graaaaaavy! EIEIO nigga EIEIO! I have no talent nigga! Imma plug Ja-Rule's ass! peace!

nelly by Zeebo the Barber February 18, 2007

paris hilton 

Putrid
Arrogant
Repulsive
Ignorant
Slut

Harlot
Idiot
Lush
Tramp
Overrated
Nasty

Paris Hilton in a nutshell

paris hilton by Zeebo the Barber November 9, 2006

shakira 

A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.

HAHAHA! Look at Shakira's stupid-ass dancing!

shakira by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

ashlee simpson

A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.

Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)

ashlee simpson by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

ishboo

A term some people use to refer to arabs

Man, look at all those ishboos over there!

ishboo by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006