Zeebo the Barber's definitions

paris hilton

Putrid
Arrogant
Repulsive
Ignorant
Slut

Harlot
Idiot
Lush
Tramp
Overrated
Nasty

Paris Hilton in a nutshell

by Zeebo the Barber November 9, 2006

Christina Aguilera

A stupid, ugly, trashy, whorish singer. Was at first your typical blonde teenage singer which was the trend at the time. Then she dyed her hair black, started wearing booty-shorts, and started singing about feminism. After that, she dyed her hair half-blonde half-brown/shit color, put it in braids, and looked like something straight from a trailer park septic tank. Now, she dyed her hair blonde again, cut it short, curled it, and is trying to bring back the 30s. She dresses in glittery dresses, uses old microphones, wears stupid hats from the era, and rolls around on pianos while singing. Sorry bitch, the 30's are long over, and you will never bring it back. Hopefully, so will your career be really soon.

Christina Aguilera (Uglyera) is a trashy, ugly, stupid whore who sings worse than Barbara Streisand. I'd rather listen to a peacock get it's guts pulled out of it's ass.

by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006

ishboo

A term some people use to refer to arabs

Man, look at all those ishboos over there!

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

Kanye West

Rapper, genius, voice of a generation, loves fish sticks but swears he is not a gay fish.

You like fish sticks?

Kanye West: Yea.

So you're a gay fish...

Kanye West: I don't get it! Why does everyone think I'm a gay fish??

by Zeebo the Barber August 16, 2012

arnold schwarzenegger

The greatest bodybuilder of all time! Helped make bodybuilding the popular sport it is today by starring in the famous "Pumping Iron", and bringing bodybuilding into the mainstream.

Arnold Schwarzenegger kicks girly-men's asses!

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

Ja-Rule

A so-called rapper who used to rap about murder, but now only sings about love, and how he is tired of being lonely. Gay DMX wanna-be. His sidekick is that ugly banshee Ashanti.

Ja-Rule: baby baby baaaaaabaaaay! Im tired of being lonely! I need someone to hold meeeee.... so baby girl put it on me!!!! Im a homo!!!!

by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006

the game

A homosexual, conceited rapper from Compton. Claimed in an interview to be "as good as 2pac and Biggie." Also stated in this interview something along the lines of "At da end of da day, a lotta people will be mad att me fo sayingz thingz likez dat, but i dun care." Thinks he is hardcore. Thinks he is a "gangsta". I prefer to call him "The Gay"

The Game: "I certainly iz on da same level az 2pac and Biggie, if not higher. At da end of da day, a lotta people will be mad at me fo sayingz thingz like dat, but i dont care"

FAG!

by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006