Zee's definitions

MicroPenis

A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.

Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.

by Zee November 4, 2004

Seamm-Jasani

This Art consists of slow and fluid movements, designed to improve coordination and to build an equilibrium between body and mind through various techniques of breathing and movement.

This Art has been described in Sanskrit as Alayavijnana or "the Art of Eternal Youth", as its practice increases health, mental vitality, and longevity, as well as helping to combat depression.

Have you read the Seamm-Jasani book? It is awesome!

by zee March 20, 2005

ESAD

Acronym that means "eat shit and die"

It can an also be extended to "eat shit, and then die" ESATD

Or if you mean serious business,

"Eat shit and then die, you dumb asshole." ESATDYDA

At which point it looks like a Mexican celebration phrase in ALL CAPS.

Person1: "ur a punk. u haev no lief"
Person2: "Shut the fuck up, I am tired of your bullshit. ESAD"

"ESATDYDA ESATDYDA ESATDYDA ESATDYDA !!!!! AAAIIEE"

by Zee December 29, 2008

grunge

a subculture of punk, as is goth. It is a main mix of punk and metal. Some people say it's similar to goth, but they are both unique either way.

nirvana
the vines

by zee February 7, 2004

Flava Flav

rapper who loves to wear big clocks. he's in love with a girl named bridgette.

Flave Flav says, "I SMOKE ROCKS!"

by Zee February 13, 2005

Twudee

Punjabi for yours!!

Twudee manu!!

by zee February 28, 2004

rarr

a very random word which your randomly use when you've run out of things to say or you want to break the silence... or the sound of an angry moose. (or tiger)..(or lion)..

person1:: hi
person2:: hello
person1:: how are you?
person2:: great, you?
person1:: good thanx...
person2:: ........rarr!

by zee February 1, 2004