91 definitions by Zed Numar

Can

A term for a blood in heavy armour. This word is particularly awful to those sick of puns about canned food.

"Listen, can, you may wear enough body armour to look like a tin of sardines, but it won't help you if you get run over by my Escalade."

by Zed Numar July 22, 2021

Earn a page

To learn a valuable lesson. Most commonly used when a cutter picks up some dark without suffering too much for it. Alternatively, "earn a book".

"You can really earn a page when you see someone else make a terrible life decision."

by Zed Numar July 31, 2021

Barmy

Insane. Barmies are insane folks, especially those suffering from severe trauma.

"The too much trauma will drive a body barmy."

by Zed Numar July 10, 2021

Game of chess

A plan or scheme, or, rarely, even life itself.

"Lets hope our game of chess succeeds, or it'll mean the Feds after us..."

by Zed Numar August 29, 2021

Diced

When a body takes a chance, she is said to have diced. You can also take a dice.

"Lierna sure diced it when she blitzed through that yard full of pit bulls."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

Brain-box

This refers to a person's head, usually in a crude or uncomplimentary way.

"Go soak your brain-box", is a common phrase for cooling off or calming down, and "He banged his addled brain-box on it" means a berk finally figured something obvious out.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Bloody halo

Often used to express that a police officer or federal agent is very dangerous and violent . To have a bloody halo connotes that the "good guy" is more likely than most to resort to violence, and that the agent is an extremely brutal opponent.

"Don't cross that DEA agent, he has a bloody halo, he'll stand on your neck for sure."

by Zed Numar July 19, 2021