Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Zed Numar

Blitz

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.

"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."

Blitz by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

A dead-end or trap, a blind corner, but also meaning anything impossible or hopeless.

"You'll hit the blinds if you try lying to the boss."

Blinds by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Sometimes spelled "blex". In polite company, faeces. Also dirt, slime, sewage, or any other disgusting smelly material.

"You might want to scrape your boots, it looks like you've stepped in a pile o' blek."

Blek by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

One who parts easily with his money, especially a cony who's been bobbed.

That bleeding cully got ripped off when he bought that black diamond. What a sucker he was!

An expression of distaste or disgust. Additionally, a "bleeder" is a reference to anyone the speaker dislikes.

"They've put me on latrine duty? That bleeds!"

Bleed by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

A scam or fake product. To be ripped off or cheaped, commonly by an appraiser, but also by merchants or traders, is to "buy a black diamond."

He bought the black diamond, that collection of super-rare Magic Cards was all counterfeit.

To be murdered or slain in a vicious manner.

"That sodding berk's gonna bite the iron if he tries bobbing a mafia don."