Go hug a cactus!

Get lost! Scram! Begone!

"Your phone call wakes me up so you can try to sell me shit I don't need, you can go hug a cactus!"

by Zed Numar September 19, 2021

Black diamond

A scam or fake product. To be ripped off or cheaped, commonly by an appraiser, but also by merchants or traders, is to "buy a black diamond."

He bought the black diamond, that collection of super-rare Magic Cards was all counterfeit.

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Feeding the crows

Killing for hire. Working as a hitman.

"I've just got a job feeding the crows for Micky the Loan Shark. Seems he needs an example made of some berks."

by Zed Numar August 02, 2021

Bubber

A drunk, especially one who's fallen on hard times. Bubbers get little sympathy from most bloods.

"That bubber sleeps in the alley now, his drinking has ruined his life."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Emptying

The process of losing one's belief and finding nothing, thus accepting the nihilist viewpoint. Often nihilists claim emptying is the path to enlightenment. Alternatively, emptying can include losing a dearly held belief, like losing faith in a power, a lover, a friend, or a family member.

"Poor sod; when he caught Tyria with Jackorn it completely emptied him. His whole heart is emptying..."

by Zed Numar August 02, 2021

Buckley's chance

No chance at all.

"Between no chance and Buckley's chance, the latter is worse..."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Doughty up

To dress up, disguise, or impersonate someone.

"Doughty up as a kindly grandmother and we can go bob some poor berk blind."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021