Zed Numar's definitions

Blitz

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.

"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Blinds

A dead-end or trap, a blind corner, but also meaning anything impossible or hopeless.

"You'll hit the blinds if you try lying to the boss."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Blek

Sometimes spelled "blex". In polite company, faeces. Also dirt, slime, sewage, or any other disgusting smelly material.

"You might want to scrape your boots, it looks like you've stepped in a pile o' blek."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Bleeding cully

One who parts easily with his money, especially a cony who's been bobbed.

That bleeding cully got ripped off when he bought that black diamond. What a sucker he was!

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Bleed

An expression of distaste or disgust. Additionally, a "bleeder" is a reference to anyone the speaker dislikes.

"They've put me on latrine duty? That bleeds!"

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Black diamond

A scam or fake product. To be ripped off or cheaped, commonly by an appraiser, but also by merchants or traders, is to "buy a black diamond."

He bought the black diamond, that collection of super-rare Magic Cards was all counterfeit.

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Bite the iron

To be murdered or slain in a vicious manner.

"That sodding berk's gonna bite the iron if he tries bobbing a mafia don."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021