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Joe Biden

Lawl. I can’t believe people actually think this piece of crap cares about them
Barely there Joe Biden !
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 25, 2020
mugGet the Joe Bidenmug.

Black Hole Sun

Well this is easy. It’s about how Chris Cornell wishes all of the worthless people in the 1990s society would be killed off.

Won’t you come and wash away the rain? (people)

He’s basically hoping for a natural disaster to come and wash away all of the dirty wicked and immoral people that now roam the Earth. Typical ironic 1990s song about being disillusioned.
Black Hole Sun is about Misanthropy and wishing everybody would die off and go away forever! There’s like irony and sarcasm oozing out of every line!! That’s like, sooo fucking grunge. 👍
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 10, 2021
mugGet the Black Hole Sunmug.

Live It Up

How can you see looking through those tears
Don't you know you're worth your weight in gold
I can't believe that you're alone in here
Let me warm your hands against the cold
A close encounter with a hard hearted man
Who never gave half of what he got
Has made you wish that you'd never been born
That's a shame 'cause you got the lot
Hey, yeah you, with the sad face
Come up to my place and live it up
You, beside the dance floor
What do you cry for, let's live it up
If you smiled, the walls'd fall down
On all the people in this pickup joint
But if you laughed, you'd level this town
Hey lonely girl, that's just the point
Hey, yeah you, with the sad face
Come up to my place and live it up
You, beside the dance floor
What do you cry for, let's live it up
Just answer me the question why
You stand alone, by the phone, in the corner, and cry
Hey baby...
How can you see looking through those tears
Don't you know you're worth your weight in gold
I can't believe that you're alone in here
Let me warm your hands against the cold
If you smiled. the walls fall down
On all the people in this pickup joint
But if you laughed, you'd level this town
Hey lonely girl, that's just the point
Hey, yeah you, with the sad face
Come up to my place and live it up
You, beside the dance floor
What do you cry for, let's live it up
Let's live it up
Live it up
Mmm live it up
Hey yeah you
With the sad face
Come up to my place
Come up to my place baby
Hey, yeah you, with the sad face
Come up to my place and live it up
You, beside the dance floor
What do you cry for, let's live it up
You, with the sad face
Come up to my place and live it up
You beside the dance floor
What do you cry for, let's live it up
mugGet the Live It Upmug.

Seattle

Some shithole in the Northwestern USA that liberals like to make look good. It’s actually just a dump and is the asscrack and rectum of North America. Almost all people from the Seattle metro area are drug addicts and bums. They are also all hippies.

People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.
We can all hope that the rest of the USA doesn’t turn out to be like that dump Seattle.
mugGet the Seattlemug.

I See It Now

It's good to see your face again, it's been awhile
How am I doing, Well I get by somehow
You sure look good since your new love came in your life
You know I didn't see that fire in you he's found
Oh but I see it now

Oh I never saw that look in your eyes
And I never had you hold me that tight
And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see It Now
Holding him, you never looked more beautiful
Letting go has been so hard on me
And sitting here, it's clear to see what he means to you
The way you look at him, it ain't no mystery
He's all I couldn't be

Oh I never saw that look in your eyes
And I never had you hold me that tight
And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see It Now

And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see it now
mugGet the I See It Nowmug.

EAT MY DUMP

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Eat my dump!!

very...
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020
mugGet the EAT MY DUMPmug.

Cross Eyed Mary

Who would be a poor man
A beggar man, a thief
If he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
If he could take it from the money man?
Cross Eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Hey, cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song
She's a rich man stealer but her favour's good and strong
She's the Robin Hood of highgate
Helps the poor man get along, hey
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, cross-eyed Mary
Oh Mary, oh, cross-eyed Mary
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 23, 2020
mugGet the Cross Eyed Marymug.

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