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Definitions by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker

Takin' Care of Business 

You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above and people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time, you can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed, look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
I've been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime, work out
If it were easy as fishin' you could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar, chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid, and we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
We be been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime
Mercy
Whoo
All right
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day
Whoo
They get up every morning from their alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above and people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time, you can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed, look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
I've been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime, take care
Takin' care of business, whoo
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business (every day)
Takin' care of business (every way)
Takin' care of business (it's all mine)
Takin' care of business and working overtime, whoo
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
We be takin' care of business
We be takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business

Stupid Girl 

Want to love ya,
Want to bug ya,
Want to squeeze ya,
Stupid girl

Want to touch ya,
Want to take ya,
Want to (shut ya?),
Stupid Girl

I can't take this, born to break this

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

Stupid Girl, stupid girl
Stupid girl, stupid girl
I'm a loner
I'm a loser
I'm a winner
In my mind

I'm a bad one
I'm a good one
I'm a sick one
With a smile

I can't take this, born to break this

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

Stupid girl, Stupid girl
Stupid girl, Stupid girl

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

Stupid girl, stupid girl
Stupid girl, stupid girl

NOOOOOOOO 

This place has gone to shit!!

Me no like!! :’(
NOOOOOOOO

Zarathustra 

When Zarathustra arrived at the edge of the forest, he came upon a town. Many people had gathered there in the marketplace to see a tightrope walker who had promised a performance. The crowd, believing that Zarathustra was the ringmaster come to introduce the tightrope walker, gathered around to listen. And Zarathustra spoke to the people:
Zarathustra has no idea how to do the hokey pokey.
2021 SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2021 SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole 

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole
I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole