Definitions by Zarathustra

dildo 

What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.

Mike couldnt find his boyfriend Sonny so he just used a large purple dildo instead.

dildo by Zarathustra November 21, 2007

poofnuts 

being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered ass numbing drugs

"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"thats poofnuts mate"

poofnuts by zarathustra May 13, 2005

poofnuts 

being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you ass numbing drugs.

"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"Thats poofnuts mate"

poofnuts by zarathustra March 30, 2005

Bleier

That which came from Zarvan Akarana, Boundless Time and Boundless Space, the unmanifested absolute.
The manifested Logos.

Bleier is the Wise Lord. He is the universal and pervasive source and fountain of all life.

Bleier by Zarathustra January 26, 2005

mx6

Annoying little cars that aren't Hondas. They're overly complicated and far too heavy, with woefully low hp/l ratios.

"My Mx6 isn't quite on a level of a 5g Civic hatch with B-series swap."

mx6 by Zarathustra July 5, 2004