Zappin' Nap's definitions

L.I.E.S.

Line Item Equity Served.

Enough said.

I knew it was a Woke shop when I saw the sign, "Line Item Equity Served"... never thought I'd see L.I.E.S. as an acronym!

by Zappin' Nap February 8, 2023

night auks

A medical practice (formerly, "night hawks") that engages specialized physicians for interpreting diagnostic images remotely, often more slowly than their in-house colleagues.

English accent my arse! I call 'em night auks because of their relative speed!

by Zappin' Nap December 25, 2021

Shitfilters

Tareyton cigarettes, so nicknamed because of the charcoal between the tobacco and the normal filter.

Tareytons, OMG... they still make those Shitfilters?

by Zappin' Nap May 8, 2021

polycopula

A confluence of high volume, short staff, nuisance directives, errors, oversights, and otherwise avoidable chaos; in short, a clusterfuck.

Dr. Jess Dewett is making rounds, there are orders everywhere with no charts, and two nursing assistants are out sick. What a polycopula!

by Zappin' Nap December 19, 2019

phuquinasceul

Any person who is extremely ignorant, annoying, boring, incompetent, destructive, or any combination thereof.

Did that guy just pull out of a driveway onto Main Street at full speed? What a phuquinasceul!

by Zappin' Nap January 10, 2024

Greviously Catholic

Asserting one's affiliation with the Roman Catholic Church by the frequent public mispronunciation of "grievous".

I love watching Mrs. Carlino beat her chest during the pentitantial prayes... she's soooo Greviously Catholic!

by Zappin' Nap October 3, 2023

Unnch

(etym. UN- + luNCH) A severely abbreviated nutritional refuel for which an employee is expected to report a 30-minute break.

I'm starving and the next client is due in seven minutes. Unnch Time!

by Zappin' Nap January 15, 2019