phuquinasceul

Any person who is extremely ignorant, annoying, boring, incompetent, destructive, or any combination thereof.

Did that guy just pull out of a driveway onto Main Street at full speed? What a phuquinasceul!

by Zappin' Nap January 10, 2024

Trumpous

Exceeding pompous. Use with Ass optional but redundant.

Oh God, McCornhole got re-elected. So we still have six more years of that Trumpous.

by Zappin' Nap November 10, 2020

disciple of Brillat-Savarin

One likeness to which a true man will gladly admit when publicly confronted about his masculinity in mixed company.

"A pussy, eh... lucky for you, I'm a disciple of Brillat-Savarin*!"

(* 19th-century French gastronomer credited with saying, "Show me what you eat, and I'll show you what you are."

by Zappin' Nap January 25, 2021

Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD)

A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.

Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?

by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2020

mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.

Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!

by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019

bimbeau

A transgender blond(e?)

"Oh, Daddy... my womens' basketball scholarship went to some 6-5, 210-pound bimbeau!"

by Zappin' Nap April 27, 2021

Substrigamammic

Exceptionally cold. L. SUB, below + STRIGA, witch + MAMM-, teat + IC

"As the cold front moves in, expect substrigamammic conditions throughout the weekend."

by Zappin' Nap March 11, 2017