Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD)

A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.

Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?

by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2020

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Filly Cheesesteak

A hot sandwich combining process cheese and sliced meat of questionable origin.

I can vouch for the cafeteria's Filly Cheesesteak: she was definitely less than two years old.

by Zappin' Nap December 05, 2023

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

The Infrastricture

A conspiracy to restrict funding for the repair of roads and bridges seldom traveled by the privileged.

We'll never get our road paved; The Infrastricture wants more trees lining Main Street.

by Zappin' Nap January 05, 2019

Contraspam

The generic name for a folder to which your actually desired e-mail is forwarded, conceding your Inbox to the voluminous Spam that "leaks through" your ISP's filters.

It's great... I have two Contraspam folders, one for "Friends&Family" and one for "Merchants" I actually do business with!

by Zappin' Nap November 24, 2018

retrocognition

The sudden collective urgency of addressing a departed employee's chronic exaggerations and knee-jerk reactions.

Mark's got more friends here now than when he worked for us. "Retrocognition", he calls it; really though!

by Zappin' Nap January 05, 2020