Zappin' Nap's definitions

Henry Dumbass

The consummate dullard, surpassing Alexander and lesser Dumbasses.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

MetaMucilage

1. SPAM originating with the server.

2. Any private social network communication that simultaneously stimulates and gums up the works.

So I cancel a Boost because half the responses were spam allegations, and now the server is cluttering my Inbox with MetaMucilage.

by Zappin' Nap May 3, 2022

Pomebook

An Apple product, e.g. last year's iPad, with about the same capabilities as a Chromebook costing half it's price.

"No MuseScore... can't import GarageBand tracks... what is this, a freakin' Pomebook?

by Zappin' Nap March 1, 2023

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

scatagitate

(v.t.) Stir the shit.

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!

by Zappin' Nap September 1, 2018

Filly Cheesesteak

A hot sandwich combining process cheese and sliced meat of questionable origin.

I can vouch for the cafeteria's Filly Cheesesteak: she was definitely less than two years old.

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023

millipube

In music post-production, the basic unit of horizontal note or beat shifting necessary to correct a timing error.

"Jenna, you're still about seven millipubes ahead of the snare, let's wrap up and we'll correct it it post."

by Zappin' Nap February 24, 2021