v.t., To rephrase a fact-based observation with the specific intent of discrediting its original source, potentially creating or prolonging a hostile work environment in said source's name.
I won't bring Marge up for creating a hostile work environment; had it been her dysquoted regarding my skills I'd be pretty pissed off too.
by Zappin' Nap July 12, 2023

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

An extremely abbreviated hygiene measure taken by a male who would otherwise be late for school or work.
by Zappin' Nap August 21, 2023

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!
by Zappin' Nap September 01, 2018

Any person who is extremely ignorant, annoying, boring, incompetent, destructive, or any combination thereof.
by Zappin' Nap January 10, 2024

A confluence of high volume, short staff, nuisance directives, errors, oversights, and otherwise avoidable chaos; in short, a clusterfuck.
Dr. Jess Dewett is making rounds, there are orders everywhere with no charts, and two nursing assistants are out sick. What a polycopula!
by Zappin' Nap December 19, 2019

by Zappin' Nap December 05, 2023
