Definitions by Zanzibar

webmonkey ash 

Totally annoying and uncaring and insensitive individual. Has all the sensitivity of a brillo pad

That is like so totally ash :(

webmonkey ash by zanzibar May 6, 2005

jewphin 

From south park, a trans-species being that was once a Jew and had reconstructive surgery to make him (or her) a dolphin. Sometimes referred to as a lawphin.

Kyle's dad became a jewphin after surgery because he always wanted to be a dolphin.

jewphin by zanzibar March 9, 2005

sirr

An adonnis of epic proportion, a adaption of Sir, from noble blood. A Sirr's foot size is only eclipsed by the size of his ego and his penis.

Man i wish i was a Sirr, but diggity damn, i'm just an 'Astill'

sirr by Zanzibar March 6, 2003