61 definitions by Zak

Peblets

Huge chunks of dandruff coming out of a part in some ones hair.

Josh had peblets when he was being extremely fat and annoying.

by Zak March 25, 2005

penistoe

Where you take a string of dental floss and run it between the opening of your cock. Appears like a female penistoe, except to a much smaller scale.

Unbeliever's g-string gives him a might penistoe.

by Zak March 29, 2004

fat lard

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.

You fat lard stop it!

by Zak March 25, 2005

jeyah

a variation of the word "yeah" but only used for extra emphasis in situations

"Jeyah" is usually said by itself, before anything else is said and the context is whatever you want to make it.

by Zak March 3, 2003

UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

by Zak May 3, 2003

(y)

Internet slang for raising your thumb.

cool (y)

by Zak March 29, 2003

candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 14, 2005