Zack's definitions

Brown Nosin'

To kiss up to higher authority or higher rank, usually as a means to and end, to recieve promotion, raise, reccomendation, etc. from the higher power.

The intern for Senator Smith brown nosed his way to join the Senator's team.

by Zack August 23, 2004

Green Day

A horrendiously bad band that is nowhere close to being Punk Rock. Most of their fans fall into to the teenage girl category. If you want real Punk, listen to the Ramones, the Buzzcocks, maybe a bit of Misfits.

12 year old girl: Lyke omfg green day is so cool!!!111!

Person with real music tastes: *loads gun* Die!

by Zack February 16, 2005

sandy chicken

when sand grains are on a mans dick and then has sex with a woman and tears the vaginal area up

Jack dipped his dick in the water at the beach then in the sand and had sex with Sally.

by zack February 4, 2005

Oh James

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!

"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."

by Zack February 27, 2004

jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

by Zack May 13, 2005

veener

a vagina that has a pleasently plump labia

yo molly sims has a wonderful veener

by zack January 15, 2003

Hanus

Hanus, short for H-Anus meaning Hairy Anus. A hanus is a hairy anus. Someone who is hanus is being, or resembling a hairy anus.

Damn, that's Hanus!

Wow, you're a friggin' Hanus.

by Zack September 2, 2003