Zack's definitions

zombie

A type of virus which sends numerous amounts of useless packets to a computer or a server and floods it to crash it's connection.

Wow i just scanned this fag's server for open ports and i found a couple and owned it with some zombies. RIFK

by Zack February 26, 2005

jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

by Zack May 13, 2005

waxidrizzle

This is caused by excessive ear wax in an uncleaned ear canal. Waxidrizzle occurs while sleeping when ear wax drips onto one's pillow, leaving mysterious pillowcase stains.

Frank waxidrizzled at night, leaving unsightly yellow stains on his pillow.

by Zack March 26, 2004

qat

another word for taking a dump

Mom i need to make a qat!

by zack December 3, 2004

tree stump

nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.

George Bush is a tree stump.

by zack December 2, 2004

frack

A replacement for the word fuck.

"Who the frack broke the fracking toaster?"

by Zack July 1, 2004

Wondertasticfullistic

This is a emmence combonation of wonderfull, fantastic, and hotistic.
It is used on a rare occasion to portray a truley spectacular thing.

Wow, Carey really is wondertasticfullistic, isnt she?

by Zack February 28, 2005