Zack's definitions

The Farty Marty

When your dad farts in your moms mouth during sex.

Dave Riedl's mom is Farty Marty

by Zack December 17, 2004

slave to the grind

A local coffee shop in Bronxville. Most people who chill at Slave think they’re the center of the known universe, but they’re actually just a collection of high school rejects that found a niche in a local coffeehouse. You can’t take a step in any direction without hearing a group of lazy, spoiled rich kids with the intelligence of 5th graders discussing politics. The money they buy that shitty coffee with is from their doctor parents. “Jet tea” is a fucking slurpee. There’s always a fucking line for the bathroom. People keep stealing the fucking chess pieces so all you can play is checkers, which is all anyone has the IQ to play in there anyway. The people who work there have extreme attitudes, hey, kind of like the entire village of Bronxville itself, and Hitler moustaches should be as required as those lame ass retro green slave to the grind shirts. It is reffered to as slave to the cock

Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-cock!!

by Zack February 12, 2005

Blueberries

A great strand of dank cannabis.

I just smoked a Blueberry blunt to the dome.

by Zack December 8, 2002

Club Hoppin'

To go clubbing- usually at a variety of clubs throughout the night; to go to different clubs during a period of time.

The night we went club hoppin', We left at twilight and didn't come back 'till dawn.

by Zack August 23, 2004

veener

a vagina that has a pleasently plump labia

yo molly sims has a wonderful veener

by zack January 15, 2003

Oh James

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!

"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."

by Zack February 27, 2004

zombie

A type of virus which sends numerous amounts of useless packets to a computer or a server and floods it to crash it's connection.

Wow i just scanned this fag's server for open ports and i found a couple and owned it with some zombies. RIFK

by Zack February 26, 2005