Definitions by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis

Cortexifan 

A name fans of the Fox program Fringe often use when referring to themselves. The name is derived from a fictional substance, Cortexiphan, which appears in the series.

"I feel like such a bad cortexifan when I can't spot Observers in Fringe'

Cortexifan by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis October 31, 2011

The Bugle 

The world's best, and currently only audio newspaper for a visual. Hosted by John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman, this weekly satire-filled podcast is known for it's humorous segments (especially Hotties From History).

Last week on The Bugle, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing as Andy Zaltman discussed the world economy.

The Bugle by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis March 2, 2009

flambuoyancy 

A contraction of "flamboyant" and "buoyancy" used to described a body's tendency to float as a result of one's vivid or over-the-top mannerisms and swim apparel.

The swimmer's sequin-clad swin-suit greatly increased his flambuoyancy.

flambuoyancy by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009

funnecessary 

something completely useless and/or impractical that provides immense amounts of happiness and amusement despite its lack of purpose

Even though I new the glow-in-the-dark toaster wasn't what he wanted for Christmas, it was just too funnecessary for me to resist buying him.

funnecessary by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009

Phobophobe 

One who fears fear itself.

During World War II, F.D.R. inspired America to become a legion of phobophobes.

Phobophobe by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009