Zach Wagner's definitions

Slack Wax

The liquid substance produced after intercourse with the male by himself

I was lonely last night and got Slack Wax everywhere

by Zach Wagner January 19, 2009

piss fist

Usually after looking away from the urinal, pee leaks onto or in the hand holding or supporting the male reproductive organ, thus creating a fist full of piss.

"Todd didn't wash his hands even though he had the biggest piss fist i ever saw!"

by Zach Wagner February 7, 2009

Sasquatch Crotch

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.

Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."

by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009

Weiner Kiss

The touching of the tip of the weiner to some surface of the skin on another being.

Gerard: "Dude look at that girl!"
Hercules: "Yea, that bod is so boss."
Gerard: "Man i wanna give her crotch a Weiner Kiss."
Hercules: "Agreed."

by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009