Zach G.'s definitions

American Pie

A timeless song by Don McLean, which was soiled when some horny bastards made a movie that disgraces it.

I'm listening to American Pie now!

by Zach G. January 20, 2004

porksmith

A person who shapes and makes a living out of pork.

The porksmith made me a sandwich.

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

homsar

The only person I know who can get Strong Bad to chew his own leg off. Actually, Strong Bad Leg is quite tasty with some salt...

by Zach G. November 6, 2003

short survey

An annoying link, a BIG lie, and hypnotic text, all in one!

Must... not... click...

by Zach G. October 31, 2003

homestah wunna

How homestar runner says homestar runner.

Oh hello. Stong Bahd could not be hewa today. My name is Homestah Wunna. Now, please take out your numbah 2 pencils, and lets begin.

by Zach G. November 12, 2003

Woah

An alternate spelling of whoa.

"Woah."
"Don't you mean, Whoa?"

by Zach G. January 19, 2004

cheesecake

A freakin' tasty desert. I could go for one right now...

Damn, that was one freakin' tasty cheesecake.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003