waldo

A little bitch that no one over the age of nine cares where he is.

Wheres Waldo? The better question is, who cares??

by Zach G. November 14, 2003

Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

by Zach G. December 06, 2003

French toast

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?

by Zach G. December 04, 2003

suicide

Somthing I'd do, despite the fact I know it's stupid, if I had the nerve.

Life's a bitch and then you die. Why not shorten th suffering?

by Zach G. November 13, 2003

Tony Blair

George Dubya's monkey boy.

Blair: What're we going to do tonight, George?

Bush: The same thing we do every night, Tony- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

by Zach G. September 14, 2004

stage combat

Hitting someone without actually hitting someone. Get it?

That was some nasty stage combat there!

by Zach G. October 31, 2003

procrastinate

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.

Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.

by Zach G. December 04, 2003