Definitions by Zach G.

@ll y0uR B@$e R B-l0n& 2 u$

"All your base are belong to us" in l33t talk.

I have too much free time!

@ll y0uR B@$e R B-l0n& 2 u$ by Zach G. January 15, 2007

The Worst System Ever Made 

I think its the Atari 5400, or one of those later Atari consoles.

I'll have an Atari 2100, please.

The Worst System Ever Made by Zach G. June 11, 2006

John Basedow 

A fitness "Celebrity" famous for shilling exercise machines by showing his RICDICULOUSLY chiseled abs that he got before the product was even thought of.

What the hell is John Basedow famous for?!?

John Basedow by Zach G. February 12, 2006

Kerrik 

Bernard Kerrik:

The former Homeland Security Secretary nominee who left the race after they found out he was having an affair with the illegal immegrant maid of the Mob's babysitter.

It's times like this I wish kerrek was around.

Kerrik by Zach G. December 28, 2004

Jimmies 

South Jersey for 'Sprinkles'. Morons.

When I order Ice Cream, I don't put anything on it. But if I did, I'd say SPRINKLES. Not JIMMIES. Jimmies are a bunch of people named Jimmy, damnit.

Jimmies by Zach G. December 24, 2004

North Jersey 

The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York.

There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.

In North Jersey:

- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.

(These views are mine, not yours)

North Jersey by Zach G. December 24, 2004

This Is The Shit 

A phrase commonly used by me (Zach G./ZSGhost) in private.

(slang) This is very good. (Commonly used to describe marijuana)

Stoner #1: Dude, this is the shit.
Stoner #2: Amen to that, motherfucker!

This Is The Shit by Zach G. November 26, 2004