ZAK's definitions

hall o'neal

Hall of fame for none other then neal diamond where priceless neal memrobilia is held by Cowboy WAyne And JD McNugent.


As seen in SAVING SILVERMAN

how about we start here in the HALL O'NEAL

by ZAk March 4, 2005

war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

by Zak May 3, 2003

minikin

really freakin' small

My girlfriend was minikin, but her butt was not.

by zak November 24, 2003

Dictionary

A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is most useful.

"Read the Goddamn rest of this dictionary. Why are you still HERE?"

by Zak May 3, 2003

UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

by Zak May 3, 2003

wrechfuck

The art of someone bending you over and inserting dirty, rusty wrenches in your cornhole.

Also usually goes in the phrase:

"Ripped, Raped, and Wrenchfucked"

CMACD got wrenchfucked by a tech-deq grease monkey when he walked by Gore Motors on Memorial Ave.

by zAk March 9, 2005

Cracker Goop

The ejaculated semen of a white-caucasion male.

im choking on cracker goop

by Zak March 28, 2003