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Definitions by Yumi Ishiyama

A sex position were you place your girlfriends bra on your head and scream: "I am the lordkeeper of those those titties now!!" and you hold them tits tight while doing the deed.
I can be your cuplord if you want πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ
Cuplord by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023

Blossom Bitch 

When your bottom bitch got such a glow up she became your main bitch
DID YOU JUST CALL MY GIRLFRIEND A BLOSSOM BITCH? yeah i guess you're right.....
Blossom Bitch by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023

Exintentional drugged 

When you have existential dread so you want to feel better wit taking drugs but you actually feel even shittier and you fall into a psychosis because of it.
Yesterday i Exintentional Drugged myself and i thought i was dead when it happened, sadly i wasn't
A big loser in life but an specialist in foreplay and sex. He also likes the Dirty Stino.
Only used for FWB's or ONS's.

~ look up: "Dirty Stino"
I don't know if i want him in my life, i mean Stijn is sexually exciting but that's it.
Stijn by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023

Dirty Milan 

Having sex with white mold on your penis.

It's a way to show true love to pass on the mold in the vagina of the person's partner
He wanted to do a Dirty Milan with me but i'm not ready for that kind of relationship yet
Dirty Milan by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023
A nice guy with a big heart and a huge cock.
and a big liar about all this
What a slayqueen this Nielson
Nielson by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023

Dirty Stig

Someone who likes to try every dirty kink in existence but you really have to make that person horny to make the person 'productive' while doing alot of kinky things.
Did you know that Dirty Stig guy was still a virgin a month ago?
Dirty Stig by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023