16 definitions by Yumi Ishiyama

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 13, 2021

Dirty Wouter

When you have sex with a girl with an artifical eye and during intercourse she takes out her eye and you fuck her in her eye socket.

The only reason I am with that girl is to eventually try to pull a Dirty Wouter.

by Yumi Ishiyama March 17, 2021

Sloppy slip

When you want to have a relationship with the girl you have fwb's with but she rejected you so you get anger issues and you drift and crash your car.

Is that guy on drugs or did he do an Sloppy Slip?

by Yumi Ishiyama March 19, 2023

Gossip Flirter

A person who can't flirt with somebody he/she likes because the person will get anxious being gossiped about it.

Commonly used with people with autism, anxiety,...

I think he likes me but i think he is a gossip flirter because he still didn't flirt with me

by Yumi Ishiyama November 12, 2022

Planejump

When you go on a roadtrip to your favorite place by jumping of a building.

WOWW, he is planejumping over there!!

by Yumi Ishiyama March 17, 2021

Stijn

A big loser in life but an specialist in foreplay and sex. He also likes the Dirty Stino.
Only used for FWB's or ONS's.

~ look up: "Dirty Stino"

I don't know if i want him in my life, i mean Stijn is sexually exciting but that's it.

by Yumi Ishiyama March 23, 2023

Dirty Milan

Having sex with white mold on your penis.

It's a way to show true love to pass on the mold in the vagina of the person's partner

He wanted to do a Dirty Milan with me but i'm not ready for that kind of relationship yet

by Yumi Ishiyama March 23, 2023