Your momma's definitions

hair band

a type of band popular in the 80's, early 90's who's image consisted of long hair.

Guns N Roses is an awesome hair band

by your momma July 12, 2004

sheltered

A person who leads this kind of life is one who doesn't get out enough, is still pathetically mind-controlled by their parents and is scared shitless of them. Anything fun is presumed to be evil. Common condition in children of very religious families.

Man, what an ass...that kid must be so sheltered

by your momma December 31, 2003

plasmatic

stupid biznitches

hoes

by your momma September 2, 2003

Jambone

To leave or depart from your current location.

Man i want to smoke a fat blunt lets jambone.

by Your momma May 12, 2003

Sanne

Davey's girlfriend, they fuck a lot! They really like each other. :-)

Me: Have you seen Davey?
Dude: Naw man, I think he's fuckin' Sanne again!

by Your momma December 18, 2003

crizby hole

slang for crusty butthole

I'd like to ram my foot up his crisby hole

by your momma March 29, 2005

Stink Tooth

1. A tooth that emits a putrid smell. Usually caused by food stuck in a decaying cavity.
2. A common excuse to not kiss your partner.

Man, my stink tooth is really acting up today after that barbeque I ate.

by Your Momma January 27, 2005