Your mom 's definitions

blasted

slammed with a cock and or fingers to the point of pain.

man you got so blasted last night it wasnt even funny!

by your mom December 27, 2004

Reeks

One fine sexy ho who happens to be my friend's mom. I like to bang her so hard that I pass out.

Reeks is the hottest milf I've ever met in my life.

by Your Mom April 16, 2005

stinkfat

To live like a big fat stinkin rich fuck

"I roll up all of this ike cash like im a fuckin stinkfat"-MC Juan Valdez

by your mom May 5, 2005

hammer handle

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl

Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!

by your mom September 8, 2003

vagiiiina

some of them are hairy
some of them are bald
all of them are scary
and this is what they're called...

VAGIIIiIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!

by your mom February 4, 2005

taryn

A Taryn is an Irish Hillside.

I have no idea what to put right here.

by Your Mom February 26, 2005

unipr0n

1. Unipr0n is another name for 'uniporn' that translates into 'unicorn porn'. Used to describe people who get horny over drawings of naked unicorns.

2. A picture of a unicorn with a black censor bar over it's crotch and chest.

See also: pr0n

1. lolz dat unipr0n maks me uber hornee.

2. Look at my awesome unipr0n picture. Didn't I draw the censor bars perfectly?

by Your Mom March 1, 2005