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horsey ride

a ride. given by one person, to another person. on their back. such as you were riding a horse.
sara gave kayla a horsey ride YAY HORSEY RIDE YAY
horsey ride by your mom March 3, 2004
"I use the word thingle, because i think it makes me sound gangsTER."
thingle by your mom February 21, 2004
adj; when someones breath smells like they are sucking on shit.
Hilda's dumpmouth is so bad that it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
dumpmouth by Your mom February 20, 2004
adj; person who is an absolute choad(see choad).
See that guy over there in the sombrero? He is so fucking scrotal.
scrotal by Your mom February 19, 2004

Bag Toucher 

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).
I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.
Bag Toucher by Your mom February 19, 2004

No-Hitter 

Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.
The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.
No-Hitter by Your mom February 19, 2004

Boat Pig 

Adj, noun; A person who spends all day and night gambling at the local riverboat casino.
Mike's parents spend all their time at the casino. They are a couple of boat pigs.
Boat Pig by Your mom February 19, 2004