hammer handle

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl

Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!

by your mom September 08, 2003

vagiiiina

some of them are hairy
some of them are bald
all of them are scary
and this is what they're called...

VAGIIIiIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!

by your mom February 04, 2005

van-damage

massive destruction

Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage!

by your mom September 07, 2003

PPK

Potato Potato..........Gun

James Bond uses a PPK, and Caesar salads never stood a chance.

by your mom July 19, 2003

Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

by Your mom April 28, 2004

CLee

To lose one's balls by having them shrivel up and fall off due to super gay activities like making earrings and drinking strawberry daquiris when Mojitos and Guinness are readily available.

Johnny noticed he CLee'd himself when he accidentally checked out a guy in the shower at 24 hour nautilus.

by your mom March 16, 2005

No cop, no stop

The act of running stop signs in rural areas where you know there are no cars coming from the other direction.

"You just ran that stop sign!"
"Hey, no cop, no stop!"

by your mom March 10, 2003