Your Daddy's definitions

Momma's Boi

Inner city slang for a young guy who is pussy-whipped by an older woman, defined by her wrinkles - the kid is a huge DILDO!

My buddy BJ is a total momma's boi

by Your Daddy January 13, 2004

B2K

b2k is the shit

fuck off Omega Death b2k is better than whatever piece of shit heavy metal you listen to

by your daddy July 3, 2003

duck

A duck is a small multi-colored dick (due to wacking off with self tanner)wheeling kid who loves to talk shit about fine girls that he can only hope to have a chance with. Also a person who annoys the shit out of those girls boyfriends but is too much of a coward to say anything to either of their faces.

That dumb fuck just text messaged me talking about my girlfriend.. what a fucking duck, I hate that dumb ass

by Your Daddy December 31, 2004

Quigoni

More woman than Enron will EVER get, whether he likes it or not.

Quigoni gets more in a week than Enron got in his whole life

by Your daddy April 28, 2003

MP5

An Excellent submachine-gun manufactured by Heckler and Koch(H&K). It has 3 settings:Semi-automatic, 3 round burst, and full automatic. The MP5 uses 9mm parabellum rounds used by handguns such as the beretta. widely used by the Special Forces and SWAT Teams, the MP5 is a versatile and reliable gun.

When you're going up against a SWAT team equipped with MP5s, you're fucked.
enough said.

by your daddy July 3, 2003

domestic

A car driven by an ignorant redneck who cant accept that overly large engines arent needed to go fast. Often seen with faded paint jobs, non-existant interiors, and downright ugly drivers. For a domestic racer, starting the car is half the battle.

My daddy drove a ford so they must be good, right? Well Daddy is a drunk farmer who cant afford to feed his family. Does it seem like he makes good choices to you?

by YOUR DADDY September 4, 2003

TANK

A very well known army vehicle. The tank saw its first action in the trenches of WWI. The Germans in WWII used their tanks effectively on all their fronts (Western Europe, Eastern Europe, North Africa, Balkans). The Germans used the tank to take over all of Europe, specially Erwin Rommel, who used his tanks wisely in North Africa. The Germans should be known as the fathers of tank warfare. After WWII, tank technology improved, with more armor, radar, and more firepower. The American Armies in Iraq used tanks to decimate columns of Iraqi armor and infantry. Today, tanks are still in army service, and the Russians also use them to crush civilian unrest. The tank is giant leap in ground warfare.

Tanks are versatile vehicles and they carry devastating firepower.

by your daddy June 30, 2003