Skip to main content

Your Daddy's definitions

Momma's Boi

Inner city slang for a young guy who is pussy-whipped by an older woman, defined by her wrinkles - the kid is a huge DILDO!
My buddy BJ is a total momma's boi
by Your Daddy January 13, 2004
mugGet the Momma's Boimug.

duck

A duck is a small multi-colored dick (due to wacking off with self tanner)wheeling kid who loves to talk shit about fine girls that he can only hope to have a chance with. Also a person who annoys the shit out of those girls boyfriends but is too much of a coward to say anything to either of their faces.
That dumb fuck just text messaged me talking about my girlfriend.. what a fucking duck, I hate that dumb ass
by Your Daddy December 31, 2004
mugGet the duckmug.

Quigoni

More woman than Enron will EVER get, whether he likes it or not.
Quigoni gets more in a week than Enron got in his whole life
by Your daddy April 28, 2003
mugGet the Quigonimug.

MP5

An Excellent submachine-gun manufactured by Heckler and Koch(H&K). It has 3 settings:Semi-automatic, 3 round burst, and full automatic. The MP5 uses 9mm parabellum rounds used by handguns such as the beretta. widely used by the Special Forces and SWAT Teams, the MP5 is a versatile and reliable gun.
When you're going up against a SWAT team equipped with MP5s, you're fucked.
enough said.
by your daddy July 3, 2003
mugGet the MP5mug.

pussy-whipped

A gentlemen who lacks balls, has tits and gets butt sex from his girlfriend 24/7... basically a BITCH of his bitch or a major dildo
BJ is pussy-whipped
by Your Daddy January 13, 2004
mugGet the pussy-whippedmug.

cork

another name for a retard, short for Corky Thatcher (balding firecrotch down syndrome kid from Life Goes On)
1) Damn, look at that cork over there, there's drool all over him! 2) Dude, you're acting like a cork.
by Your Daddy October 28, 2003
mugGet the corkmug.

domestic

A car driven by an ignorant redneck who cant accept that overly large engines arent needed to go fast. Often seen with faded paint jobs, non-existant interiors, and downright ugly drivers. For a domestic racer, starting the car is half the battle.
My daddy drove a ford so they must be good, right? Well Daddy is a drunk farmer who cant afford to feed his family. Does it seem like he makes good choices to you?
by YOUR DADDY September 4, 2003
mugGet the domesticmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email