Your Daddy's definitions

Quigoni

More woman than Enron will EVER get, whether he likes it or not.

Quigoni gets more in a week than Enron got in his whole life

by Your daddy April 28, 2003

Panzer

German for tank, and short for Panzerkampfwagen. German for armored combat vehicle. The word Panzer is used widely to refer to the many German tanks in World War II, with a total of 6 operational variants, Panzerkampfwagen I-VI. They were the Panzer I(light tank armed with 2 7.92mm MG), Panzer II(light tank, armed with 1 7.92 MG and 1 20mm cannon), Panzer III(light-medium tank, armed with 37mm cannon, 2 7.92mm MG), PAnzer IV (medium battle tank, armed with 75mm short barreled, 2 7.92 MG, later versions armed with long barrel 75mm cannon), Panzer V (aka Panther, armed with high-velocity 75mm, 2 7.92mm MG, considered to be one of the greatest engineering marvels of the war), Panzer VI (aka Tiger, armed with 88mm cannon, 2 7.92 MG, considered to be one of the most powerful tanks of the war; many tank crews often avoided engaging Tigers in the open, this was called "Tigerphobia"), and the Panzer Tiger II Konigstiger (aka King Tiger). These were Germany's main battle tanks from 1939-1945. However, the Panzers weren't limited to tank warfare; other variants came about, such as the Wespe(mobile artillery built on the Panzer II Chassis), Bison I(built on the Panzer I chassis, mobile artillery), Panzer Wirbelwind (mobile anti-aircraft gun build on Panzer IV chassis), Nashorn (mobile anti-tank gun built on Panzer IV chassis), Marder I, II, III (mobile anti-tank guns built on Panzer I, II, and III chassis), and the Sturmgeschutz III(an assault gun/anti-tank gun built on Panzer III chassis).

That being said, Panzers were very reliable tanks, powerful, and deadly. They almost always strike fear into the hearts of their enemies.

On one occasion, a Tiger Tank managed to knock out a whole column of 31 American Sherman tanks.

by your daddy January 23, 2005

MP5

An Excellent submachine-gun manufactured by Heckler and Koch(H&K). It has 3 settings:Semi-automatic, 3 round burst, and full automatic. The MP5 uses 9mm parabellum rounds used by handguns such as the beretta. widely used by the Special Forces and SWAT Teams, the MP5 is a versatile and reliable gun.

When you're going up against a SWAT team equipped with MP5s, you're fucked.
enough said.

by your daddy July 3, 2003

Sauzech

1:A Sausage or a hotdog
2:A Big Dick
3:An Insult
4:The Boss

1:I cant eat my Sauzech without Ketchup
2:My Sauzech Is so big if you put 10 people in a line I can smack everyone of them in one swipe of my Sauzech
3:What are you,A Sauzech,Help me with these boxes!
4:Im the Sauzech Around Here So you better listen

by Your Daddy August 17, 2004

magnum

A high caliber pistol capable of blowing someone's head clean off their neck. The most popular type of magnum is the .357, most of them are revolvers, but some magnums like the .44 are clip-fed. Other magnums like the .22 are not as powerful as the .44 or the .357, but still they have enough knockout power to kill a human with one shot if aimed at the right spot(Head, chest, neck).

You can't survive a magnum shot. Trust me.

by your daddy July 3, 2003

F.U.B.A.R.

ADJ. foo`BAR

An acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Reason. Used commonly for situations of extreme desperation.

Dude did you see that shemale that was all over Jack?

Yeah that was pretty F.U.B.A.R.

by YOUR DADDY April 18, 2003

Momma's Boi

Inner city slang for a young guy who is pussy-whipped by an older woman, defined by her wrinkles - the kid is a huge DILDO!

My buddy BJ is a total momma's boi

by Your Daddy January 13, 2004