Your Daddy's definitions

Quigoni

More woman than Enron will EVER get, whether he likes it or not.

Quigoni gets more in a week than Enron got in his whole life

by Your daddy April 28, 2003

MP5

An Excellent submachine-gun manufactured by Heckler and Koch(H&K). It has 3 settings:Semi-automatic, 3 round burst, and full automatic. The MP5 uses 9mm parabellum rounds used by handguns such as the beretta. widely used by the Special Forces and SWAT Teams, the MP5 is a versatile and reliable gun.

When you're going up against a SWAT team equipped with MP5s, you're fucked.
enough said.

by your daddy July 3, 2003

Chongo

1:The Spainish word for monkey.
2:A saying that can be used in dirty words.
3:A insult to Mexicans,Latinos,Cubans,
and Phillipine People.

1:Look at that Chongo In the Tree.
2:Enni Menni Minni Drongo,Would you like to Kiss my Chongo?
3:Get the fuck out of my tree you Fuckin Chongo!,Go to Hell!

by Your Daddy August 17, 2004

F.U.B.A.R.

ADJ. foo`BAR

An acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Reason. Used commonly for situations of extreme desperation.

Dude did you see that shemale that was all over Jack?

Yeah that was pretty F.U.B.A.R.

by YOUR DADDY April 18, 2003

CDL

This is an acronym for Cock Devastation League, a group of men (and purportedly woman) who get their jollies by creating variations of the game "ring around the rosie".

"Jenna Jameson should be a poster child for CDL!"

"We were too busy at our CDL sausage fest to make the game tonight"

by Your daddy March 11, 2004

spear

A melee (hand to hand) weapon. It is a long pole about five or six feet with a very short blade at the spearhead. The spear was very reliable back in the ancient to medieval ages. It is mainly a light thrusting weapon, also efficient in repelling cavalry. It can also be used to be thrown at the enemy. Unlike the sword, and the great axe, the spear did not take much energy to use. The spear was very light compared to the broadsword, and one slight thrust with the spear can kill, unlike the broadsword, where one has to swing hard to inflict damage. The spear also has its disadvantages; a very agile and fast soldier is best suited for using a spear, not the slow, big, tough soldier who can't move as fast. Since the pole of the spear is made of wood, a sword or axe can cut a spear in half, so a spear can not block any swings. Spears are also awkward when used with shields. Despite these disadvantages, the spear was an excellent weapon in the ancient to medieval ages until the advent of the gunpowder age.

The Roman soldiers first threw their spears into the enemy line, then drew their short swords and charged the enemy.

by your daddy May 26, 2004

duck

A duck is a small multi-colored dick (due to wacking off with self tanner)wheeling kid who loves to talk shit about fine girls that he can only hope to have a chance with. Also a person who annoys the shit out of those girls boyfriends but is too much of a coward to say anything to either of their faces.

That dumb fuck just text messaged me talking about my girlfriend.. what a fucking duck, I hate that dumb ass

by Your Daddy December 31, 2004