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M-1 Garand

A rifle designed in the 1920s by John C. Garand, a Canadian. Once accepted by the U.S. Army, it was the world's first semi-automatic rifle to be in military service. It had a significant advantage over bolt-action rifles because of its semi-automatic mechanism. The shooter can shoot as fast as he can pull the trigger. In the late years of the World War II, Semi-automatic rifles were adopted by other nations, such as the Gewehr 43 of the German Army, and the Tokarev SVT-40 of the Russian Army. Both of these rifles were inferior compared to the M1 Garand. The M-1 Garand was deadly accurate to ranges of about 600-700 meters, and its maximum range was about 1000 meters. This did not prove to be a disadvantage because infantry rarely engaged the enemy at ranges of over 400 meters. The only drawback of the M1 Garand rifle is the 8-round en bloc clip. With this clip, the rifle could not be reloaded in the middle of shots; the soldier had to shoot off all his rounds before reloading. Also to add to this drawback was the loud "bing" sound the clip made when ejecting. Despite these disadvantages, the M1 Garand rifle was the greatest battle implement ever devised. The M1 Garand rifle shot the .30-06 round, slightly larger than the German 7.92x57mm rifle round, the Soviet 7.62x54mm R rifle round, and roughly equivalent to the British .303 round. The M1 Garand was the base design for later rifles such as the M14A and M14A1, chambered around the 7.62x51 NATO (.308 Winchester) round.
A carbine version was also produced for the M1 Garand in World War II, the M1A1 Carbine. It came in both wooden stock and folding stock versions for paratroops. It was a rather weak carbine, due to its shorter barrel. It was also a bit inaccurate, but its compact size and light weight provided mobility. It was usually issued to soldiers who are not in the infantry (truck drivers, supply and logistics), officers, NCOs, and tank crews. In the meanwhile, the M1 Garand rifle was issued to the infantry rifleman. With this rifle, the American infantryman always had the advantage over their enemy.

man, you bitches dont know shit about guns, shut the hell up and make up definitions on something else.

As 8 Japs came charging at him with fixed bayonets, the American marine dropped all of them with his trusty M1 Garand. The loud bing was heard by his comrades as the last Jap fell to the ground.

by your daddy January 23, 2005

londay baz

a person actively involved in homosexual activity

man this indian is londay baz so we better beat him up

by YOUR DADDY September 9, 2003

magnum

A high caliber pistol capable of blowing someone's head clean off their neck. The most popular type of magnum is the .357, most of them are revolvers, but some magnums like the .44 are clip-fed. Other magnums like the .22 are not as powerful as the .44 or the .357, but still they have enough knockout power to kill a human with one shot if aimed at the right spot(Head, chest, neck).

You can't survive a magnum shot. Trust me.

by your daddy July 3, 2003

resist The Mist

you're gay-put the definition if you're cool enough to submit one anyway

by your daddy April 8, 2003

Quigoni

More woman than Enron will EVER get, whether he likes it or not.

Quigoni gets more in a week than Enron got in his whole life

by Your daddy April 28, 2003

MP5

An Excellent submachine-gun manufactured by Heckler and Koch(H&K). It has 3 settings:Semi-automatic, 3 round burst, and full automatic. The MP5 uses 9mm parabellum rounds used by handguns such as the beretta. widely used by the Special Forces and SWAT Teams, the MP5 is a versatile and reliable gun.

When you're going up against a SWAT team equipped with MP5s, you're fucked.
enough said.

by your daddy July 3, 2003

Momma's Boi

Inner city slang for a young guy who is pussy-whipped by an older woman, defined by her wrinkles - the kid is a huge DILDO!

My buddy BJ is a total momma's boi

by Your Daddy January 13, 2004