pizza

best meal in the world. Vegetarians will snap out of their near-deadly ways to get 1 slice of the meal Italy invented

G1: Dude, i just had this pizza slice, wanna try?
G2: No way man, i'm a vegetarian
G1: That's false man, try it! it's good!
G2: no, i'd rather eat tofu
G1: that last serving of tofu you ate was nothing but pizza! goes with everything!
G2: GIVE ME THAT SLICE!!!

by your best idiot March 16, 2010

0.1%

some shit that major retailing companies for cleaning products do not say when they're advertising cleaning crap

Guy 1: I just bought this soap that says will kill 99.9% of the bacteria
Guy 2: what about the other 0.1%
Guy 1: ...does not say
Guy 2: and that's the point! those bastards have put out 99.9% bacteria-killing shit soap for years! well, the other 0.1% is that shit that won't kill, or gave shape, to that soap bar. 99.9% ungh, more like 9.99%, i used that soap, nothing changed in my system

by your best idiot April 07, 2010

Will

A paper you write before you die to be in effect after you die

i can not explain my Will just yet, it's not my time

by your best idiot April 06, 2010

Tennis

the life-sized version of Pong

come on, ball, court, Tennis and Pong aere exactly alike!

by your best idiot April 08, 2010

99.9%

something big retailers use when their product(s) aren't 100% because of possible side-effects or holes in the design

and i would not be doing my job if i did not ask what the other 0.1% is for. 99.9% just ain't effective

by your best idiot April 06, 2010

Krusha

A misspelling/mispronunciation of Crusher, OR! The big, blue dumbass from Donkey Kong Country

Krusha: D... Does this mean i can stay up late?
Me: WAIT! PAUSE! Did Krusha just say a child's question, WHEN HE'S FUCKING NOT!!

by your best idiot April 05, 2010

Self-Explanatory

a term that speaks for itself

Dude, Pwnage is pretty much self-explanatory

by your best idiot April 04, 2010