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Definitions by Your Best Idiot

don't give me crap 

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear
Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck
Larrying is pretty much self-explanatory
Larrying by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Ultimatum 

A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.
Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!

Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!

Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!

Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"

Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1

Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open

Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!

Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.

Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around
Ultimatum by your best idiot April 5, 2010
a face that looks to the right
00_ by your best idiot April 5, 2010

The Game 

DAMNIT! WHY DO YOU THINK OF WINNING THE GAME!
The Game by your best idiot April 5, 2010

your boss 

Is an asshole
your boss is also self-explanatory
your boss by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Iggy Koopa

a perfecxt example of Crazy
Iggy Koopa: WHAHEHEE! I |2|_||_Z0|2Z
Iggy Koopa by your best idiot April 5, 2010