251 definitions by Your Mom

Your Mom

when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends

big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"

defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"

by Your Mom July 11, 2003

your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

by Your Mom March 15, 2005

your mom

A comeback and/or insult

"Let's get off my mom, cause I just got off yours"

by Your Mom March 11, 2003

dhermit

Complete asshole who has no opinion of anyone but himself. Compensates for his lack of penis by being an obnoxious dick to everyone.

Damn dude, he's a real dhermit, isn't he.

by Your Mom March 21, 2003

Cheapo Deluxe

A cool clothing company endorsed by Steck. So buy some at www.cheapodeluxe.tk

"Man Cheapo Deluxe rocks the House"
"Cheapo Deluxe: Live cheaply or die tryin'"

by Your Mom May 30, 2003

buttlung

an individual who is always talking shit

I wish that buttlung would shut the hell up.

by Your Mom September 4, 2003

beefing

Forming raw ground beef around your penis and proceeding to shove it up a female's ass.

I was beefing this lady so hard, that when i pulled out, the beef was cooked.

by Your Mom April 11, 2005